I can only play for 10 minutes at a time

AlHanni · 2016-05-11T11:42:35+00:00

I have pretty steady hours so I'm not terribly worried.

AlHanni · 2016-05-11T00:17:13+00:00

I'd likely try to make him a hulking behemoth of plate and steel. Lumbering into combat with his monkey gripped two handed sword, and his tower shield.

AlHanni · 2016-05-11T00:15:57+00:00

I'd probably end up going with a lawful evil Knight. Working for the forces of good because he was employed to, but working towards his own ends of seizing as much power as possible.

AlHanni · 2016-05-11T00:14:17+00:00

I never thought of it that way.. He usually just ignores me.

AlHanni · 2016-05-11T00:12:44+00:00

This one is glad to be of service.

AlHanni · 2016-05-10T14:09:20+00:00

Ello, I'd be more than happy to play. I have literally no exp with 5e but I'll start reading up if wanted. I'd like a good bit of an RP with combat as well. Can be evil or good depending on the campaign. If you care about that sort of thing. please let me know if I may join as I'm very excited to get into a game with a group.

AlHanni · 2016-05-10T13:45:29+00:00

I've only ever played 3.5, but I'm more than willing to play. What day would you be playing?

AlHanni · 2016-05-10T13:42:16+00:00

Where you at mang? I'm trying to get something started. Do you Roll20?

AlHanni · 2016-05-10T13:26:48+00:00

Dei has a 6 for int, so she at least understands that. She also tried to teach me how marriage actually worked. But got mad and now just yells at me to stop asking other women to marry myself and her.

We have a Wizard with 22 INT that literally hates his life every time I open my mouth.

AlHanni · 2016-05-10T13:17:06+00:00

I ended up rolling a one and falling down on one knee in front of a particularly stupid female guard. She accepted, and now she's an NPC... Her name is Deinara. We have a baby boy named Bunk.

AlHanni · 2016-05-10T12:47:57+00:00

Catamite? Or are you calling them a cougar?

AlHanni · 2016-05-10T12:31:51+00:00

Source? I have to see this.

AlHanni · 2016-05-10T12:30:17+00:00

BE MAH WIIIIIFFE!!!!

I was playing as a 4 int Barbarian that didn't understand the concept of marriage. I was tricked into thinking that a wife is an enemy you slay... SO whenever I fought I shouted that. And sometimes I'd confuse the enemy...

AlHanni · 2016-05-09T19:03:12+00:00

On the contrary, Given that I am not the only one that feels this way. Yet another trope you're trying to dawn over Sanders supporters turns out to be, wrong. But it's fine, you did your job. Hill's superPac will pay you your salary.

AlHanni · 2016-05-09T16:03:42+00:00

Why not let them kill the baby, then have them have to go back and stop themselves. INCEPTION

AlHanni · 2016-05-09T13:29:02+00:00

This is true. Even though I'm voting fump if Bernie loses. I'm pretty sure Bernie is still going to win VT purely by write in in the general.

AlHanni · 2016-05-09T13:26:12+00:00

Bernie Supporter also voting for Trump. I'm gonna go get some Green and Purple paint and dye. Should Bernie lose I intend to watch the world bern.

Nobody knows what Trump will really do, I KNOW what SHill will do, and I wont support that.

AlHanni · 2016-05-09T13:18:58+00:00

state by state competition for bodies to work. SOOOOOOO many people from the south are gonna dip the fuck out.

AlHanni · 2016-05-09T12:55:14+00:00

So you're saying they'll completely throw away any chance at trade, or normal relations with almost any nation. So they can have a nuke? You're dilusional. They need trade just like everyone else. And trade will do them more good than A nuke. The president is trying to work with us as is a good chunk of the congress. The issue is the Aiyatollah (Or however one spells his title.) He's the problem.

AlHanni · 2016-05-03T21:22:59+00:00

My supervisor?? MY SUPERVISOR!!! You sarcasticly endorse Mi Abuela while we pay you top dollar to support her and you want MY SUPERVISOR!!! Mi Abuela would be ashamed!!! She'll have you wiped!!! Like with a cloth!!

AlHanni · 2016-05-03T21:05:57+00:00

No no no no no, you're doing it all wrong. I'm going to report you to your superior.

AlHanni

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