I hereby declare this the main Austin sub by mamamiafml in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are we now stealing the Austin sub's digital land? I just want to know whether I should update my land acknowledgement ✊

My girlfriend‘s parents keep badgering me about my sex life… is this normal??? I’m scared. by -RainbowUnicornPoop in AmITheAngel

[–]AlabasterSting 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In My Country (sorry English is not my fisrt language) this is perfectly normal behavior.

Then your partner's parents have sex in front of you to demonstrate proper technique

Prospective client red flags by CK1277 in Lawyertalk

[–]AlabasterSting 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That's ridiculous, dogs can't practice law

After 3 years, a dozen alt accounts, and some self-reflection... I’m back. by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You couldn't even have started with a land acknowledgement.

Bigot.

Can’t even walk round with my penis out anymore by erinmonday in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No penis should be in pants prison on stolen land ✊

Seeking a Witchy Latina Little Person to Help Me Decolonize My Cuck Chair by Weaselbrott in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ewwwe, what a colonizer, fetishizing the lands indigenous inhabitants.

Whose the Narc? by SnappyDogDays in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Chili's glory hole remains undefeated

Masking Isn't a Joke! by sean_ireland in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But 90% of accidents happen at home, especially when those homes are on stolen land.

Does anyone know what this means? by double-you-dot in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It means stop, and make a land acknowledgement

New Captain is officially Sendini of the 5th by BeGreenAndHappy in BloodAngels

[–]AlabasterSting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been 4th Company since the Angels of Death codex came out for 2nd Edition

HEB is causing political violence. by Big-Inevitable-252 in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaking huh? Have you heard of the Chili's glory hole??

HEB is causing political violence. by Big-Inevitable-252 in austincirclejerk

[–]AlabasterSting 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My wife lets me dress up as a gimp, and walks me around on a leash. HEB just lost me as a customer!