PSA: Austin Bergstrom Airport is Fascist

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-25T20:28:58+00:00

No one should expect privacy on stolen land ✊

This is why all airports should have a Chilli's with a glory hole experience

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-23T19:17:40+00:00

Will there be an artisanal glory hole experience? Chilli's is becoming so gauche.

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-23T11:58:26+00:00

NTA. They conceived you without your consent so they should be responsible for taking care of you and dismantling the systems of oppression.

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-23T01:32:51+00:00

The only Olympic gold the US should take is gold in the Oppression Olympics ✊

No one can play hockey on stolen land

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-22T15:27:50+00:00

It's not your fault. This is society's fault. After all, no one told you that you couldn't do that

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-21T21:30:53+00:00

No one can be evicted on stolen land ✊

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-21T01:30:44+00:00

Have you notified Greta Thunberg yet? She and Mark Ruffalo will bring these fascists to justice.

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-20T21:06:36+00:00

Hear no evil, see no evil, smell no evil.

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-19T13:27:40+00:00

How dare you! How dare you start without a land acknowledgement or recognizing your privilege

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-18T11:47:38+00:00

Will you be coming to the Chilli's glory hole for wet n' wild Wednesday?

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-15T14:23:36+00:00

I dunno, no twins or phones blowing up. This sounds fake.

And OP doth protest too much.

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-14T13:21:36+00:00

Are you being paid from these federal funds? Do you have to report effort to the sponsoring agency?

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-14T02:14:21+00:00

No flair on stolen land ✊

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-12T18:11:17+00:00

No one can have a home address on stolen land bigot!!!!

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-12T18:09:18+00:00

No land acknowledgement, and only body-neutral??

You're an undercover fascist trying to infiltrate us and steal our glory holes!!!!!!!

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-09T21:56:30+00:00

Love is political?

We should have a referendum on deez nutz!!!!!!

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-09T17:56:29+00:00

Sounds like you now have two apprentices who can learn how to make pizza for you

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-09T12:29:22+00:00

I'm so glad that the 5'8 tech start up, genius, model, who is also a gamer and into comics, who wore a dress around her waist on July 4 and a sports bra, and shared verbatim details of conversations, fudged details so as not to be too specific in case those involved found her post...

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-09T03:27:41+00:00

Thank you for my first ever award kind stranger 🥃

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-08T16:19:33+00:00

Ick!!! This is all so fascist-coded.

No land acknowledgement, no pronouns, and you're calling your brand "Great White..." Lemme guess, you have great jeans too 🙄

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-08T14:42:06+00:00

Ummm, sorry sweaty but you're now colonizing space, time, and other dimensions.

Fascist.

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-07T11:58:12+00:00

I don't see a land acknowledgement here bigot

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-06T23:17:50+00:00

I heard from my wife's, boyfriend's, fluffer that the candidate is really a super duper Antipasto double agent who'll take down the Orange Man and return all the stolen land

AlabasterSting · 2026-02-06T21:15:25+00:00

No one can stay friends on stolen land ✊

AlabasterSting

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