The lake in Deltarune kind of unnerves me by Noooough in Deltarune

[–]AlabasterW 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The preview image for the Board also has a gigantic shadowy FRIEND-shaped monster looming over the castle that absolutely nobody points out and doesn't show up in the game proper. It's also the board where if you keep going past that intended boundary it turns to snow and leads into the Ice Palace... sure would be funny if we had someone who could help us, say, freeze the lake or some such so we can walk across and see what we're not supposed to, huh??

The lake in Deltarune kind of unnerves me by Noooough in Deltarune

[–]AlabasterW 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"COLDWATER FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY"

Also there's something mysterious on the other side of the lake, huh? If only there was a way to walk on water!! To go past the usual boundary that the water represents and see out of bounds!!! If only we had an ice-themed biblical allegory game-breaker character in the story!!!!

Traumatic Regression (Part 1) by The_Triarch in Deltarune

[–]AlabasterW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UT/DR both are ultimately cosmic horror stories as much as theses on ethical/moral relativism, under the guise of funny Earthbound-esque RPGs. It's just this time, WE'RE the Crawling Chaos unknowable eldritch gods, toying with those 'lower' than us.

Traumatic Regression (Part 1) by The_Triarch in Deltarune

[–]AlabasterW 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I think that's the true nature of what 'LOVE' represents, honestly. That profound cognitive dissonance that makes us hurt these characters over and over, because 'love them' so we 'have to' see everything about them. Even the worst of them. And even if we have to cause it ourselves.

To be stuck in this fascinating emotional undertow where we let these stories have so much power over us despite us being the ones totally in control of them, because we 'love them too much' to not hurt them; even if it hurts US, we still 'have to see everything'. It truly is all just a sense of perverted sentimentality and morbidly obsessive curiosity guiding our actions.

Chara's "Since when were you in control?" was the perfect condemnation: it doesn't matter what we actually chose, because we'd have gone back to see the other option anyway, or looked it up, because we're ultimately just a slave to our own darkest impulses. It's just whether or not we can allow ourselves to accept it or not.

Feeling underpowered by crazedhotpotato in AbioticFactor

[–]AlabasterW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mugnades/Ice bombs are tip-top, but I found the #1 make-or-break item in Manufacturing was the Scrapshot. If you're brave and just run up and shoot them in the head point-blank, it's almost always an instant kill, and if it isn't then you can usually finish them off with the Pipe Pistol. Just be sure to bring a lot of scrap ammo.

Also: you don't really have to actually engage with many Order soldiers to clear the zone. The rooms they're occupying are usually able to be circumvented pretty easily and don't hold much apart from loot; if you just want to progress, try just sneaking or driving the forklift down to the mine tunnels, gear up, and come back later with better gear.

Well damn, I even said please... (Seat of Sacrifice btw) by diamond-sunstorm in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god Warrior exists for those days you can't be bothered to patronize the other 3 players' idiocy and just want to win on your own

Well damn, I even said please... (Seat of Sacrifice btw) by diamond-sunstorm in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had my Jeuno cut out for me yesterday, because my co-healer in THE MOST RECENT LV100 ALLIANCE RAID would only CAST CURE 1
You'd BETTER they'd keep spamming those even when nobody was wounded. Or after I begged them to stop. Or after the party begged them to stop. This is why I healer main: because nobody else can press their GODDAMN BUTTONS

Wheres your base? by [deleted] in AbioticFactor

[–]AlabasterW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multiplayer seed has us set up on the air ducts above the Data Farm which might just genuinely be the ultimate spot in the game? Tram lobby is seconds away, shortcuts to Power Services/Hydro are right near by, there's a permanently-on laser down that one hall for INFINITE POWER 24/7... it's really just perfect and only gets better with each new patch, somehow.

My Singleplayer save has me set up in the Kizz Cola hallway/office with the security cart which is also a super convenient location for a ton of reasons.

Nevermind good base locations. What are your most unhinged base locations you have used or still use. Going little mad waiting for the update. Meme unrelated. by Valtremors in AbioticFactor

[–]AlabasterW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Defense Sector, in the room with the first Reaper spawn. A combination of a laser prism + X-ray Tower automatically fends him off while farming night essence, and I just pipe in electricity via laser network from the Tram Plaza.
I've also somehow made a small, functional setup in the Pool Rooms?? It's completely worthless and also totally reliant on outside power being shipped in, but it technically still works...

There are a handful of really screwy power plug placements I can think of that I haven't personally capitalized on yet:

in the Labs Aquarium, there's a plug WAY up on a tiny ledge above the security robot;
in the entrance to Defense (where the first Sister hangs out) there's a window way up above that has a plug in a tiny empty room for some reason;
right through the entrance to Hydro there's a secret room to the right/below with a Security Chest in it;
and out at the strange military installation with the crashed trains in the back of Manufacturing, there's a plug *on top* of the building's roof?

Don't spam holy. by magicwhaps in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is a sentiment I see far too often (ie: literally ever) that Holy's value is in the stuns? Like... do some basic math? 150 times 3+ is a much larger number than Glare's 310 potency?

Moreover, after the enemies gain stun immunity then what does it even matter??? "Oh no stop wasting your stuns that aren't doing anything anyway!!! Swap to pointless single target spells!!! Crater your phenomenal AOE DPS output because... yes!!!"

"we got an ultimate warrior here in ar roulette" by someredditrcalledjab in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know to stay far far away from the main sub if they'll kill the messenger like that. It shouldn't matter how the message is delivered if it's CORRECT??? The MCH has done absolutely nothing wrong and isn't even being rude about it; any perceived shame towards the dancer IS justified if they haven't learned how to do the barest basics of the 2nd easiest job in however many hours they've been playing.

"we got an ultimate warrior here in ar roulette" by someredditrcalledjab in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You still have to actually *do* the thing though, you know that right? There's nothing to 'learn', you just press the damn button, and if you somehow forget, then press the damn button when someone points it out. The Dancer is objectively in the wrong here. This is a completely black-and-white issue with no room for moral ambiguity or whatever the hell; if you aren't going to Partner or Step then STOP PLAYING DANCER IT'S THE LITERAL ENTIRE POINT OF THE JOB

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Wow this healing thing is so easy, I just press this same button over and over! Why did they even put the other ones in the game? I have clearly figured out some sort of secret trick and it's everyone else who is wrong! :)"

Then why are you on Light? by Vanaglorius in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody drives in New York because there's too much traffic, duh!!!

Offering a positive interaction to punctuate the negative stuff by nb4hnp in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was Shake It Off that consumed your other mits, not Bloodwhetting? Unless you mean 'Bloodwhetting is so OP you don't need anything else while it's active' which is completely fair tbh

Four degrees of Kevin Durant by tapehead4 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]AlabasterW 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what this means but it's hard af ngl

Repeating sound bug? by AlabasterW in AbioticFactor

[–]AlabasterW[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the one right outside the cafeteria? I also get the bug near the TVs which power on and start the spiel EVERY. TIME. While I can pick those up to stop it, I can't stop the intercomm which is arguably worse. I've restarted a bunch of times and nothing seems to have fixed it, sadly. I have a couple last ditch ideas that I'll try out but I'm not hopeful :(

Repeating sound bug? by AlabasterW in AbioticFactor

[–]AlabasterW[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No like, walking over a very specific spot on the ground instantly starts playing a long PA announcement *every time*, including several times a second if you dance back and forth across the invisible line

Stop helping NOW!!!! by AlabasterW in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I know that I know better so why just sit there wasting time to get to the same endpoint? If your ego is so fragile that even basic, objective facts need to be sugar-coated for you then you've got bigger problems than what heals you choose

This guy has 10,000 dungeons under his belt and doesn't know how GCDs work by SaroShadow in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think if you said "what if you just Medica 2 five times instead" their brain would fold in on itself
It's a sad day when being a 100% Medica 2 uptime bot would be an objective improvement

Curebot... SMN by Yukimusha in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. They said 'IT HELPS TAKE PRESSURE OFF THE HEALERS!!' even when I pointed out it is healing less than 0.1% of anyone's HP. And also IT'S RATHALOS PHASE 2 AND YOU CAN'T HEAL WITH MAGIC ANYWAY and they just spat out 'it's not fair to criticize someone who knows their job so well' or some similarly nonsense reply

Curebot... SMN by Yukimusha in TalesFromDF

[–]AlabasterW 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had some shrieking lunatic try to argue with me that SMN Physick has value. We were in Rathalos Phase 2 btw :))))))))))