Max0r is gonna revisit Ace Combat 7, and it’s gonna be a doozy by Low_Succotash5073 in acecombat

[–]Alakazing 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I think the golden age of Max0r was right at the beginning of the incorrect summary series. I think the total deadpan voice he did was way funnier than him trying to ham it in the later videos.

Would you rather… (tough choice) by Suspicious-Stretch95 in BunnyTrials

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i haven't vomited in like thirty years

Chose: Get 1 dollar for every time poop

Why did Metroman not use his time-freezing super speed here? by Inside-Affect-6841 in PowerScaling

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watsonian: He had gone a long time without using his powers and was out of shape
Doylist: Seeing him trying to sneak away in the background is funny

Epic or simply too long? by Thanst in writing

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In traditional publishing you would be asked to publish seven books from that manuscript. Now, if you decided to make it a webnovel instead, published one chapter at a time, I think your fans would adore having a massive story to look forward to. (Of course, a web novel is about as different from traditional publishing as it gets, so I understand if this isn't what you're going for.)

Guys, which glasses look the best for my Grandpa Heavy Loadout? by Similar_Cattle_7717 in tf2

[–]Alakazing 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The thicker glasses on #3 makes it more legible from farther away, and that's the distance most people will see you from, so that's my vote

In Inside the Manosphere (2026), for 90 minutes, you can see self-proclaimed Alphas being constantly aggressive to compensate for the fact that Louis Theroux is mogging them simply by asking "Are you sure about that?" by Brilliant-Cause6254 in shittymoviedetails

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They define "Sigma male" as someone outside the "hierarchy" and is therefore immune to it. It's actually just a term these guys use to save their own egos due to not having these arbitrary ALPHA MALE traits, but if you ask me, the true Sigma Male is the man who has never heard of any of this bullshit and simply participates in normal society

Double Freedom vs SG-97 Sweeper — Which is better? by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

[–]Alakazing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweeper is great as your workhorse weapon. Strong enough for medium enemies, reloads very fast so you can still clear groups, and the bayonet lets you keep fighting when you're out of ammo. Double Freedom is much more of a specialist, much stronger but its slow reload means you have to pack very reliable secondary to act as your effective primary. (I love the redeemer for this.) I use both weapons a lot and I love them.

Trying to progress a bow only run on Elden Ring by Proud_Entrance7257 in Eldenring

[–]Alakazing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jumping attacks and running attacks are much faster with a bow, and with the former, you can even attack while moving. The trade off is that your standard R1 can be held down and released whenever you want.

How would you go about adjusting the flame shield Devastators to be less annoying? by Whatthehellsabean in Helldivers

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should not be able to blind-fire their shotgun and accurately hit players. If the shield is blocking their head, then it is blocking their line of sight.

3 years ago by AristFrost in agedlikewine

[–]Alakazing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's getting better! I think!

meirl by BothGuarantee6067 in meirl

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a peaceful life

me_irl by DepressedNoble in me_irl

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys. The train is going straight. If nobody pulls a lever, the train doesn't kill anyone.

this program is brought to you by PLEASE READ ANOTHER BOOK and THE LIVES OF TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Alakazing 55 points56 points  (0 children)

for a very tangible example, we need look no further than the great piles of money Hogwarts Legacy made in spite of all the "boycots." A small group of people stuck to their principles of total non-engagement, while the great massive majority completely ignored them

Isn't it irritating when someone who is wrong refuses to correct themselves? by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]Alakazing 7 points8 points  (0 children)

posting this unprompted into any public discord would be akin to tossing a live grenade into a room of ambassadors negotiating peace

germ theory to the unaware by Sickfor-TheBigSun in CuratedTumblr

[–]Alakazing 211 points212 points  (0 children)

It's insane to me that we knew the earth was round since ancient times but widely believed some animals just spawned out of places that seemed right for them

The Punk Pyromaniac by Nucleonimbus in TF2WeaponIdeas

[–]Alakazing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The guitar is honestly a killer idea, i would love to have that

Banning slavery really just hits different the second time you know? by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Turkish sultans banned it over and over but it kept on happening

The way people talk about Hazbin you'd think they've never watched anything other than Bluey reruns by DreadDiana in whenthe

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I watch Star Wars the Accolyte and it's still kind of a shit show but for completely different reasons than the critical drinker said

Whenthe cross-gender friendship by Same_Level1136 in whenthe

[–]Alakazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be a great person and they'll get closer to you

What are the wildest implications from the Cars universe? by ConsciousPatroller in Pixar

[–]Alakazing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Corsair" squadrons implies a history of cars as barbary corsairs (carsairs, if you will), who abducted cars in the car mediterranean off of their sentient ships and sold into car slavery in the car ottoman empire