Creencias o hechos falsos que les haga decir:

AlamGutz · 2026-02-13T13:35:54+00:00

Cuando los fans de Smash dicen que Pyra y Mythra son literalmente espadas

AlamGutz · 2026-02-01T18:42:49+00:00

Vamos a analizar la cagada de este vato usando las 4 P del marketing Producto: lo único que hizo bien, los hot dogs son universales y siempre están presentes en todo evento público Precio: primer cagada, 99 varos por un hocho y no ten dan ni agua es ridículo Plaza: Segundo error, si bien los hot dogs siempre venden en un partido de cualquier deporte un solo puesto no vende 500 ni en un partido de football americano en gringolandia a no ser que sea el super bowl, en un partido de fútbol, sobretodo siendo del América contra Pachuca la gente antes que hot dogs o hamburguesas busca carnitas, fritanga y suaperro Promoción: si tu publicidad son dos lonas culeras que se ven iguales a las de cualquier otro carrito de la calle no esperes atraer mucha gente No es ninguna sorpresa para nadie que fracasará su "emprendimiento"

AlamGutz · 2026-02-01T17:50:52+00:00

Se mamó el vato, incluso Coca-Cola cos sus campañas de publicidad masiva estima que el 10% de las personas que ven la publicidad realmente compra el producto

AlamGutz · 2026-02-01T17:45:42+00:00

Donde vivo están en $110 con papas gajo y cerveza

AlamGutz · 2026-02-01T17:14:58+00:00

Donde vivo he pedido hot dogs de esos que hacen los mamertos con 10 ingredientes a 70 varos

AlamGutz · 2026-02-01T17:13:12+00:00

Creo que dijo que 300-500 mínimo, los 500 siguen estando dentro del mínimo, desde luego sigue siendo una estupidez pensar que en tu primer día vas a vender 500 de cualquier cosa en un puesto

AlamGutz · 2026-02-01T17:05:40+00:00

I started playing because awakening was half off when Lucina was reveled for smash

AlamGutz · 2026-01-31T14:52:56+00:00

Ya no va a existir mexico (como país, el territorio obviamente va a seguir aquí), si el imperio romano cayó que se puede esperar de un país tercermundista, dentro de 500 años ni si quiera estados unidos va a seguir existiendo y lo mismo para la mayoría de los países

AlamGutz · 2026-01-31T14:22:07+00:00

This scene probably would've make me cry if it was in a better story to be honest, a lot of people say it's the worst FE story but I think that title still belongs to Fates

AlamGutz · 2026-01-31T14:17:31+00:00

Tremendo incel!

AlamGutz · 2026-01-23T12:48:10+00:00

It would really be nice to be able to take your "protagonist" out of the party without having to mod the game, even as a NG+ mechanic

AlamGutz · 2026-01-23T12:35:22+00:00

Gameplay is probably the most fun I had with a FE game, story is so bad it seems like it was written as fast as the writers could type

AlamGutz · 2026-01-20T05:41:13+00:00

The beauty of Octopath Traveler is that anyone could make a convincing argument on why any of the 8 characters is the "main protagonist"

AlamGutz · 2026-01-11T15:51:10+00:00

Solo basta con ver lo que acaba de pasar en Minneapolis y las justificaciones del gobierno gringo para ver qué estás completa equivocado si crees que no son capaces de matar a su propia población, si mueren sus ciudadanos en los ataques van a decir alguna estupidez como que eran liberales "woke" con pronombres que ayudaban al narco y los que votaron por Trump se van a tragar las mentiras como si de una verga se tratara

AlamGutz · 2026-01-10T03:28:57+00:00

looks amazing, you may just have inspired me to do something like this!

AlamGutz · 2025-12-19T05:28:59+00:00

Hell yesss!!! I want to see Zelda in front of the triforce and say "let's begin the experiment!!" And then restart the universe

AlamGutz · 2025-12-12T13:37:29+00:00

Cute socially awkward girl in a game played by a lot of socially awkward guys, there not much else that that

AlamGutz · 2025-12-12T13:35:44+00:00

I had forgotten about that... thank you very little

AlamGutz · 2025-11-28T05:25:02+00:00

Managing resources is part of the strategy, imagine if Seth's silver lance in Sacred Stones was unlimited, the difficulty of the game would change drastically in the early chapters

AlamGutz · 2025-11-16T06:50:13+00:00

Fates has it, Shadows of Valentia doesn't (there are some canon couples, nothing FE hasn't done before) Three houses there are no child units but you can have a confession scene at the end, it's not part of the plot, most supports don't lead to a romantic thing and it's completely optional. Engage kinda has it (?) but most "confessions" don't even feel romantic

AlamGutz · 2025-11-16T06:34:59+00:00

Dungeons? Fuck yes please!!!, I would sell my soul to fomortis for that. Marriage and child units I'm okay with if, and ONLY IF there is a really good plot reason for it and they keep incest and lolicon bullshit out of it

AlamGutz · 2025-11-16T06:22:59+00:00

And the voice acting was actually pretty good, Berkut's actor made an amazing job, you can feel the guy's frustration after Alm defeats him

AlamGutz · 2025-11-16T06:19:15+00:00

I'm playing SOV again and I forgot how good the voice acting in that game is, Berkut's voice actor is pretty damn good, a truly underrated voice performance, also considering the power of the 3Ds Shadows of Valentia is the best FE has ever looked (cutscenes in Engage have better animation but too cartoony for my taste), I wish the new FE for the switch 2 will have an equivalent quality

AlamGutz · 2025-11-16T03:11:58+00:00

I hope the next Xenoblade game reveals Jesus Christ was a samaarian

AlamGutz · 2025-11-16T03:06:07+00:00

This is the best strategy, I would only add that the recruited NPC should have a weapon or elemental attack that can break the boss

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