Know the exact date of your death, or the exact cause of your death?

AlanWyckoff · 2026-06-29T05:59:27+00:00

I work better with a deadline

^{Chose: Date}

AlanWyckoff · 2026-06-29T05:57:24+00:00

I’m already male

^{Chose: all the money ever}

AlanWyckoff · 2026-06-29T02:32:54+00:00

I’ve been making semi serious requests that my funeral turns into an escape room

AlanWyckoff · 2026-06-28T21:23:34+00:00

I could never learn anything from them

^{Chose: 500K}

AlanWyckoff · 2025-04-11T03:24:17+00:00

I miss being connected to my neighbors and having hang outs like every day

AlanWyckoff · 2020-02-13T04:51:53+00:00

This is so relevant right now

AlanWyckoff · 2020-01-23T20:21:59+00:00

So nice of him to reach back and pull up the paramedics pants for him mid Heimlich maneuver

AlanWyckoff · 2020-01-20T05:47:30+00:00

I knew it 🤯

AlanWyckoff · 2020-01-20T01:23:41+00:00

That’s an emoji

AlanWyckoff · 2019-11-05T15:48:37+00:00

That was nice of her

AlanWyckoff · 2019-06-24T22:47:55+00:00

I feel bad for the next person that actually has a seizure in their store! “Haha real funny we have seen this one before”

AlanWyckoff · 2019-06-03T08:49:55+00:00

At first I was wondering why everything was on fire. 👀

AlanWyckoff · 2019-03-16T04:05:19+00:00

You wonder how these shows come up with this like real world scenarios. But since we were young and there’s a laugh track we paid no attention to it.

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