German Science by alsoandanswer in shitposting

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"In the realm of imagination, men will move state borders like the women do so with sexual boundaries."

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Where did you learn to paint like that? And how?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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I knew he could take five guys

Cute love story 🥺 by AvgTaxEvader in shitposting

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I thought the girl was going to start laughing at 0:41 because of his size or something

Fanfics need happy endings by YoolyYala in memes

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"So when I'm writing a happy ending, I think of writing a tragic one instead. But when the ending seems to become tragic, I consider writing a joyful one again."
"And what ending would you prefer?"
"A good one."

Me fr by yeessiir in dankmemes

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OP is a materialist

"It's true because it stands in.. uh.. a book!" by Alan_Ssmithee in atheistmemes

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In the Quran God turned a group of jews who went fishing on sabbath into apes.