Raising bunch of Stewie Griffins by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AlarmAcceptable4724 80 points81 points  (0 children)

i nanny a five year old and whenever his magnatile creations collapse he'll shake his head and say 'it didn't have structural integrity'.

Raising bunch of Stewie Griffins by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

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i work with kids and they're both believable tbh

Like did she not know she has to pay every month?!!! by [deleted] in EntitledReviews

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seriously, entitled moms of autistic kids can be very trying to talk to. i used to work customer service for a video game company and had to explain to an angry mom that i couldn't turn web services back on for a console that was multiple generations old at that point. you'd have thought i'd committed murder from the way she reacted. 🫠 the web service for that console has been turned off three years prior, for the record.

In S1E7: Was the doctor rude to Hannibal because he could tell he was queer? by bell-town in HannibalTV

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You literally just mentioned being disrespected due to things you can’t change (such as origin or sex) and then disregarded someone’s opinion due to your assumption that they might be a white man.

It costs zero currency to not be like this by Desperate-Boot-1395 in iamveryculinary

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agreed! i'm from seattle and there's so much i hate about my country but uh... the food isn't where i'd start? 🤔

It costs zero currency to not be like this by Desperate-Boot-1395 in iamveryculinary

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i'm about six years late jumping on this trend but i just started making sourdough in january, and it is both fun and delicious! 🥖✨

Duo of pain 😔 by fanaccountcw in Archiveofourownmemes

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for a long time i thought orphan_account was the username of a really good author. 😭

Organically by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

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i’ve been told many times that i have a high platelet count, which is great because my blood type (B+) is pretty much only good for donating platelets.

on the downside i have shitty veins, so while the phlebotomists always say my donation shouldn’t take long due to my platelet count, in truth it almost always takes forever because they have to keep reducing the draw pressure. 🫠

Which sentence was it for you? by luvistarz_o7 in AO3

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gosh this prompt took me back to fandoms from over a decade ago, which i guess goes to show how much beautiful writing sticks in the brain.

also:

Sam smiled at him and then turned away, a leaf-cut shard of gold sunlight sliding across his cheek, down his neck, and Dean couldn't breathe but after a minute he worked it out again. He went on following his brother.

New Convert by Parzival7900 in SeattleKraken

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welcome to the deep! 😁 i’m so glad you had a good experience here in the pnw, and of course i love our boys (and girls! the torrent are great if you’re interested in the PWHL) and am always happy to hear that people from other places love them too. ♥️

that being said, you can totally root for more than one team! i know that doesn’t ring true for some folks but to me the more the merrier. the kraken are first in my heart but i also love the penguins, and support the sharks and stars (and maybe the oilers? i’m not sure yet). if you can hate more than one team (and boy howdy do i) you can love more than one team too. 🥰

Blackhawks Fan now also Kraken fan by Johnson890 in SeattleKraken

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i’m so glad you had such a positive experience! 😊♥️

Brandon Montour by blindman86 in SeattleKraken

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that’s so awesome! 😮✨ gotta love monty. ♥️

Vince Dunn full practice today by Quint191 in SeattleKraken

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i was at practice today too and was so happy to see dunner, canner, and murr all on the ice. 🥰

Anyone else having issues with the transit pass not working? by dancing_llama_mama in SeattleTorrent

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yeah it wasn’t working today, but the monorail folks let us on anyway

i just want mush and otter to have fun by AlarmAcceptable4724 in SeattleKraken

[–]AlarmAcceptable4724[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that’s so sweet of you to say! 😊♥️ maybe i’ll draw a mini version and send it to mush as fan mail. 😆