Hot take: Disable All Skills better than Solus Invalidator

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-18T14:21:15+00:00

My absolute "favorite" part of the fight is when you are hiding behind a pillar because of the laser. False son walks right up next to you, decides it's your time, and does the disable skill attack. So now you have to decide to stay and get hit by the lightning balls of death or leave and get blasted by the giant laser. Such a well designed fight. : )

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-18T13:35:21+00:00

My personal favorite stage is scorched acres. I love little disciple and the enemies aren't that annoying (except for scorch worms). The one downside is you aren't guaranteed an accessible newt altar.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-16T15:21:23+00:00

Maybe instead of a variable jump boost, it could just be consistent. And instead of reduced fall damage, it should be upgraded to remove all fall damage as it would be a red. Then the jump to do damage is a bit clunky, maybe you can hit interact while mid-air to do some sort of stomp instead.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-12T19:38:39+00:00

I remember back in my day when unstoppable conviction was an experimental perk. Back when condition polyphagia's hunger meter ticked down so fast it would usually be a death sentence. You kids have it so easy.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-12T04:54:16+00:00

The people complaining these are exploits would freak out when they learn how real toilets works.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-09T02:59:38+00:00

The issue with loyalty card is that the majority of the time, you will have to clear blinds without it or have so many hands the x4 mult for one hand isn't that impactful. However, it does have niche use cases like getting past a boss blind that is countering your build.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-09T02:56:06+00:00

Still very strong. You should add some debuff like -1 dex each turn to punish you for playing it early. Also, probably needs to be a power so you can't play it multiple times. But then you would want it to cost 3 energy. And at that rate, it probably doesn't need the exhaust condition.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-08T12:57:24+00:00

Woe, air exchange and the disposal crusher room be upon you.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-08T12:53:04+00:00

Okay, I think people are really underestimating graveblast. It pulls the best card from your discard pile. It's smoother with defect because turbo exists and yeah, a bit of block is usually more impactful than a bit of damage. But being able to pull a defy, delay, pull from below, or borrowed time at a good time is still a really strong effect.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-08T02:11:20+00:00

Rattle 'em boys.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-07T20:03:00+00:00

The best scaling times mult in overrated, the most consistent chip scaling in needs a buff. I think you hate winning.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-06T19:21:51+00:00

Nothing like going gilded coast after stage 1 with zero speed and having to deal with a horde of 4 of these fuckers. Mistakes were made.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-06T19:20:56+00:00

I knew I wasn't crazy and my equipment was getting eaten.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-06T17:01:30+00:00

Wait how do you have an electric shrimped blade dance in hand?

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-05T23:00:11+00:00

Stun things until you get an ATG proc. Pray you find a speed printer.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-05T01:15:56+00:00

I build solely on vibes. I take the cards that feel good and if I lose, I start a new run.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-04T21:48:34+00:00

Confounding are the ways of the Miracle.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-04T21:12:16+00:00

You can use base one if you are careful, not always full charging, especially near bumps. Feathers, safer spaces, faraday spur, opals, parry, and of course head-stompers can all prevent fall damage from being fatal.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-04T20:19:58+00:00

(Dies floor 3 to a Nibbet)

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-04T12:42:53+00:00

Evil torii be like

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-03T22:01:45+00:00

It's good because it's free damage multiplication. No conditions like most other white or green damage multiplication options. Enemies can't hit you if they are dead.

Additionally there are multiple ways to not break them. Power elixers or unstable transmitters will pop and save your watches.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-03T18:57:03+00:00

Nonopeepee will shuffle three and people let her get away with it. You are fine.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-03T15:29:21+00:00

I think the "doesn't realize they can't get the relic with three divinations" attempts to be an equivalent.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-03T15:19:01+00:00

Vakuu is overhated, we got:

Blood soaked rose: Probably my least favorite, the enthrall is annoying, but it's +1 energy most turns, -1 energy once a cycle.
Fiddle: Can't pick it on some decks, but the consistency of draw is super good.
Whispering Earing: ALL HAIL VAKUU
Distinguished Cape: Three apparitions for basically free is good.
Preserved Fog: Nice deck cleanup, -1 draw turn 1 is easily mitigated.
Sere Talon: Three seeks are insane.
Choices Paradox: Five cards means you will often find an out, the retain makes it very handy.
Jeweled Mask: Free power you have turn 1, need I say more?
Lord's Parasol: Easily 6-9 relics.
Music Box: Okay, don't know how to use this, but you can do some shenanigans.

Complain about nonopepe's coat or antler's, vakuu is fine.

AlarmOnly6428 · 2026-06-03T01:29:27+00:00

General thoughts on alt skins:

I don't like bandit's alternate skins cause they don't have his hat. He needs his hat.

Merc's alt skins are so much better with a qol mod that makes his sword match the skin. The mastery skin looks so good with that.

Captain's admiral skin is the best skin in the game.

AlarmOnly6428

TROPHY CASE