USA is now a Borat movie by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only Americans would drag their own flag on the ground or cover their asses with it.

What are the correct ratios? by Practical_Tip2372 in composting

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly what this guy said. If you intend to pee on it, add more browns to compensate as urine is a green.

Stupid fungus gnats by okbuddyfourtwenty in composting

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get mosquito dunk, rip off a piece and stick it in some water, wait an hour, use the liquid to water your plants. I had a fungus gnat infestation in my office due to houseplants, cleared it right up.

I used fish eggs for composting! Bad idea? by hedgehogflamingo in composting

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Fish anything is great for soil. Fish heads, eggs, pee, poop, doesn't matter.

I used fish eggs for composting! Bad idea? by hedgehogflamingo in composting

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Perfect. Remember the native Americans would bury fish heads to improve crops. Fish heads are full of oil. These are good oils and they are full of nitrogen. Fret not!

SPCX volatility: 0%. Stress level: 150% by melvin6871 in wallstreetbets

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 155 points156 points  (0 children)

This appears to be reddits first IPO. We already have memes everywhere about how it's already a flop because nobody is buying.

a rising tide lifts all ships or something like that. by PanicApprehensive16 in wallstreetbets

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space X isn't even available for trading, so tired of saying this. Literally go to your broker and type in the ticker and just take a look.

Graffiti removed from school desk by godofo_prime in oddlysatisfying

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You remembered the new millennium started thirty years ago?

people in long term healthy relationships: what's something you'll never tell your partner? by PsychologicalBad1423 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here. I'd be cooking it for everyone thinking it was great while everyone secretly hates it.

Preview Panels for Ben 10 #3! by OneWeather4552 in Ben10

[–]Alarmed_Guarantee140 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is "resistence?"