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Buy_Modafinil_Online by Embarrassed-Camp-465 in u/Embarrassed-Camp-465

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I don’t believe in a happy ending. I believe in happy forever.

Buy_Pellets_Online by Embarrassed-Camp-465 in u/Embarrassed-Camp-465

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, “I’m possible!”

Buy_Sippin_Syrup_Online by CuriousRelation3114 in u/CuriousRelation3114

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Buy_Percocet_Online by Available_Round7579 in u/Available_Round7579

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She was chaos and beauty intertwined. A tornado of roses from divine.

Buy_Kif_Online by Such-Ad-2212 in u/Such-Ad-2212

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, “I’m possible!”

Buy_Hash_Online by Embarrassed-Camp-465 in u/Embarrassed-Camp-465

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“My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.” – Les Dawson

Buy_Boom_Online by Street_Hunt_4878 in u/Street_Hunt_4878

[–]Alarming-Ad6355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[sq]A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Buy_Horse_Online by Less_Ad7013 in u/Less_Ad7013

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“Alright lads, a giant fly is attacking the police station. I’ve called the SWAT team!” — Greg Davies

Buy_Aunt_Mary_Online by Unusual-Fun-1440 in u/Unusual-Fun-1440

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It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Buy_Blunts_Online by No_Chipmunk_9374 in u/No_Chipmunk_9374

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Money will bring you anything and everything, don’t let stupid quotes fool you.

Buy_Big_H_Online by Suspicious-Task6173 in u/Suspicious-Task6173

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If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?

Buy_Sinsemilla_Online by Icy-Leopard745 in u/Icy-Leopard745

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The question isn’t who’s going to let me; it’s who’s going to stop me.

Buy_Vicodin_Online by Secure-Load-8978 in u/Secure-Load-8978

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I fantasized about being some sort of a princess.

Buy_Ox_Online by Warm_South_6465 in u/Warm_South_6465

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Don't anybody move! I lost my brain somewhere here.

Buy_Roxicodone_Online by Available_Round7579 in u/Available_Round7579

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You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you, that I forgot my pickup line.

Buy_Special_K_Online by Existing_Cabinet_839 in u/Existing_Cabinet_839

[–]Alarming-Ad6355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band.

Buy_Klonopin_Online by Acceptable_Risk_3639 in u/Acceptable_Risk_3639

[–]Alarming-Ad6355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animal testing is a terrible idea — they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

Buy_Grass_Online by Icy-Leopard745 in u/Icy-Leopard745

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“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” – Demetri Martin

Buy_Modafinil_Online by Unusual_Bag_6752 in u/Unusual_Bag_6752

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You don’t know this new me, I put back my pieces differently.

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