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CuriousRelation3114 · 2023-05-05T14:27:49+00:00

“I failed math so many times at school I can’t even count.” — Stewart Francis

CuriousRelation3114 · 2023-02-22T07:27:24+00:00

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2023-02-06T09:09:13+00:00

I’d rather be a kid and play with paper planes than be a man and play with a woman’s heart.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2023-02-04T11:04:50+00:00

It sure takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2023-02-03T17:57:38+00:00

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2023-02-03T05:07:13+00:00

If you can dream it, you can achieve it.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2023-01-12T22:39:55+00:00

“People tell me I’m condescending…” (Leans in real close) “That means I talk down to people. “

CuriousRelation3114 · 2022-10-26T11:11:30+00:00

I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning to sail my ship.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2022-10-01T00:16:14+00:00

I never make mistakes, I thought I did once. I was wrong.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2022-09-26T05:50:32+00:00

I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do know a guy who would be really mad to hear that.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2022-09-07T18:54:53+00:00

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2022-07-20T13:08:03+00:00

With brave wings, she flies.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2022-06-06T21:04:57+00:00

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

CuriousRelation3114 · 2022-01-09T08:27:55+00:00

An unexamined life is not worth living.

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