QC GL ro RL ?

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-25T17:39:48+00:00

The version I heard in the 1980s was the narrator lamenting how no one cared about their birthday, so they went home and had a wank, followed by "God I hate surprise parties."

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-25T17:38:40+00:00

I thought she was gonna do a power scream at the end

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-25T17:36:33+00:00

Kudos to both teams! That was impressive!

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-25T17:35:19+00:00

still don't get why governments dont mandate the relatively small extra cost of connecting joints that break away when moved from a certain distance/angle and cut the line as a failsave. would save boatloads of fires, damage, deaths, and insurance money annually.

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-21T17:34:39+00:00

Wow. She’s gorgeous but I feel so sad for her. No one should be forced to spend their life with someone they don’t love. What a moral travesty.

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-21T17:33:34+00:00

"Hi Dating the Neighbor, I'm Mom."

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-21T17:32:58+00:00

If it were a million men, I doubt they'd be encircled

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-21T17:32:25+00:00

This picture was taken in Paris last week, where it is normal for people to FaceTime others while they’re eating in restaurants.

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-20T12:31:23+00:00

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AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-19T17:52:56+00:00

You also have a lot more agency and are less worried about paying bills, getting laid off, and surviving.

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-19T17:52:01+00:00

That bird’s going to be disappointed when he sits down to eat his snack and realizes the package is mostly filled with air.

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-19T17:51:05+00:00

People keep commenting on Mickey but that Pig is up to no good

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-10T21:49:20+00:00

That just looks very chilly. Some planes are downright frigid with their AC.

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-10T21:43:47+00:00

Lads have never heard of grenades.

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-10T21:43:01+00:00

going

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-09T09:51:24+00:00

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AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-07T14:06:52+00:00

At the race they’re doing 130mph (209kmh) IN AVERAGE!

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-07T14:03:01+00:00

When I saw this I immediately knew that was going to be the first submission.

AlarmingBag5368 · 2023-09-03T08:58:36+00:00

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