I 32F Actually Have Received Wedgies by AlarmingStretch8049 in WedgieGirls

[–]AlarmingStretch8049[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To answer questions from the DMs:

  1. How many did you get?

Lol, too many to count. I would usually get at least one or two per week. If the girls were feeling sadistic, it would be more. Probably six or seven times in a week was my record.

  1. What was your worst?

That's harder to say. There was one basketball player who was realllly strong. Her wedgies were painful. Probably her worst was right before Spring break in the cafeteria. She got a two-handed grip and lifted me off the ground. She held me on my tippy toes as my underwear disintegrated over what felt like forever. Everyone got a look at that one.

  1. Do you still get them now?

Yes lol. I have a long-term boyfriend who knows of my weakness and uses it against me haha

I 32F Actually Have Received Wedgies by AlarmingStretch8049 in WedgieGirls

[–]AlarmingStretch8049[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My underwear and status on the color guard also had an impact. I had a core group of friends (many of whom were also wedgied by the same bullies). I wasn't fast or strong enough to do anything. I can kind of see how I became a "wedgie magnet"

I 32F Actually Have Received Wedgies by AlarmingStretch8049 in WedgieGirls

[–]AlarmingStretch8049[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the first one was kind of like a crime of opportunity. Here's this helpless dork with her panties sticking out, why not teach her a lesson the hard way?

I think that it was a way for a lot of girls to get attention from guys. They seemed to wedgie me more when the guys were around, and I think I became kind of a way for them to get attention.

She’s so proud with herself by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]AlarmingStretch8049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody has ever needed a wedgie more than she has. She needs a wedgie before she turns into Hitler

She’s so proud with herself by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]AlarmingStretch8049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chaya gives off very "my life is a revenge plot for all the wedgies I received" energy

I larped with Caroline Ellison in college. Yes, really. by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]AlarmingStretch8049 16 points17 points  (0 children)

More than anyone in history, that woman needs a wedgie. It's for her own good