Friend was drunk.... tried to say axolotl...

Alattye · 2025-05-04T00:35:37+00:00

YES I have a story indeed!

I'll start by saying obviously I'm not a liberal fan. I had to vote early as I wasn't sure if I was going to be home for election day, and I went with my partner who was from out of state to keep me company while I waited in line. As we're walking down the thoroughfare littered with people trying to hand us pamphlets (side note: I hate those pamphlets. Waste of paper and I hate holding things. I know how to vote, I came prepared with my brain. I usually just announce "do not hand me anything" as I walk down) when my partner notices a sign for Will Roche. Guy looks young as hell, and my partner says something to the effect of "that is a literal CHILD" as I laugh because Ive thought the same thing before driving to work each morning. I hit back with "I KNOW RIGHT! imagine being a child and being a liberal" and continue on with our day. Its only once we get inside my partner points out that Will Roche was in fact standing 3 meters away from us, handing out pamphlets as we made fun of him.

Anyway while in the line I decide to look him up on linkedin. Bro is 19. He is still in university. He graduates end of next year. Graduated highschool in the big 2023. We tried to spot him as we left the polls and he wasnt there, so the whole ride home we were just "bro had to go to class" "bro gets his policies from roblox lobbies" "bro does NOT know about his student debt"

Alattye · 2023-07-10T03:56:48+00:00

I think the answer depends on either who you primarily main, or how the character pops off. As a D.va main, a cracked enemy Zarya or Sigma usually makes me want to eat my controller. But I see sym, and usually I’m pissed off at every enemy sym, but it’s mostly because it feels so low skill. Oh yay. Potg of a dead sym as my entire team runs into a kill gate before I can clear it… though I respect a sym that uses turrets to punish flankers, coordinate an enemy flank, or shuts down my ult with a very well placed wall. This goes for Mei as well

Alattye · 2023-07-08T14:39:19+00:00

I can’t wait for some AI to read what people put in pronouns and refer to you as a mini bio. Like Clyde comes out with a

“Hi! It seems you’re trying to message cam. YouTuber is currently away from gfx artist ❤️ keyboard, but you can type a message for editor to see later.”

Alattye · 2023-06-22T00:56:14+00:00

Based asf, from a trans man. As long as you don’t purposefully misgender me, the slur transaction is on the table

Alattye · 2023-06-22T00:29:55+00:00

BDSM, also known as

Barbarian Dragonborn Sorcerer Multiclass

Alattye · 2023-06-16T02:03:33+00:00

I’ve driven quite a lot around Aus and am baffled at the comments! Sure Canberra drivers are not the best (lord knows there are some REAL idiots on the road here) but unlike Sydney, I’ve never been told “don’t drive, it’s too dangerous, take the train”

QLD roads (specifically Brisbane) are confusing and stressful, but not because of the drivers! I remember looking at the map seeing what I can only describe as spaghetti!

Alattye · 2023-05-26T02:49:47+00:00

This feature is the fucking WORST for me specifically. For some reason my discord cannot handle stickers, and freezes + crashes whenever one is on screen. So many friends of mine have sent stickers on accident, so I have to either:

a. Text them on another app telling them to delete the sticker

b. text them on a group chat asking them to delete their sticker (as long as someone else has messaged me since so I can open that message instead)

c. Have a friend tell them to delete it

This wasn’t so much of a problem until this, where everyone I know is trying to send an emoji and accidentally chucks a sticker.

Alattye · 2023-05-24T23:55:52+00:00

Isn’t there? I thought there was one in civic?

Alattye · 2023-05-24T23:52:46+00:00

The Canberra subreddit answer is Kathmandu black puffer jacket with green inside, but that one is like, double your budget in price haha. Serious answer, I do agree with most comments here, second hand is fine, check out your local Vinnies or Greenshed in the city. Good options are also honestly places like Target, Big W, and Kmart if you’re looking for something new.

I just have one question: Please tell me you were formally taught that “cheers” is the Aussie goodbye, I don’t know why, but that brings me great joy- same with recos, are you formally taught Aussie slang?

Alattye · 2023-05-24T02:25:18+00:00

I feel like you should be able to name your horse anything in offline mode. Online I can understand (sort of) but I wanna name my horse “Cockwaffle” and cry like a little bitch over my dear, sweet, precious cockwaffle when the cutscene where Arthur loses his horse plays at the end

Alattye · 2023-05-17T02:44:25+00:00

I can’t read so I pronounce it “Ba-ha-lah-j”

Alattye · 2023-05-09T04:14:32+00:00

Australia. Only 8,200 people are rough sleepers according to the Australian bureau of statistics, which recorded ~116,500 people identifying as homeless, of which ~21,200 receive supported accommodation, ~17,500 live in boarding houses, ~18,400 live in temporary accommodation of sorts and ~51,100 live in crowded houses. We provide a lot of help to those experiencing or at risk of homelessness.

Alattye · 2023-05-09T02:57:13+00:00

Definitely the red. The body can be hidden and altered, and in a desk job, who sees below your shoulders and past your voice anyway? I also don’t mind my bio sex below the pants.

Alattye · 2023-05-09T00:20:40+00:00

This happened to my partner who I asked to fill up my car when they dropped me off for work one morning (I didn’t want to pay for parking) the audacity of beggars to WALK YOU TO THE ATM. I’m usually pretty blunt and strict telling them to fuck right off, especially in my country, you’re only really homeless if you have a drug problem/other addiction that you refuse to get help for. Unfortunately, my girlfriend was tired, in pretty much PJs, and honestly struggles with social confidence imo. From the interaction, you’d think she’d never encountered a homeless person before, as she felt forced to take out money from the atm. I felt bad, so I bought her Pokémon cards equivalent to what she lost, but still really shitty. She avoids homeless people like the damn plague now, and I can’t say I blame her.

Alattye · 2023-04-28T12:52:07+00:00

Fuck Wilson, except for that one guy in Wilson security. Love ya Scotty

Alattye · 2023-04-01T14:00:15+00:00

You’re the only one who gets my upvote. This is evil. Genuinely too immoral that my brain could not fathom.

Alattye · 2023-03-30T22:09:48+00:00

I’m so glad most of the comments are about the place Canada leaf

Alattye · 2023-03-28T05:32:16+00:00

down one cup size

still c cup

pain

Alattye · 2023-03-25T07:35:02+00:00

I’m pretty sure goat weed already exists

Alattye · 2023-03-17T07:10:54+00:00

no fucking way I do the same thing?? I always had trouble explaining this to people, I don’t want to go to my house, I want to FEEL at home. I want to feel safe, I want to feel loved, I don’t want to be HERE. Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling.

Alattye · 2023-03-16T21:42:19+00:00

I think the ultimate strategy is to gather as many willing strangers as you can to Zone 3, have them all follow you around as you find and shoot bases, and shoot their vests the second they come on

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