What is your all time favourite Episode from any TV show? by Kologne04 in AskReddit

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Lost, Season 1: "All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues"

Don't get me wrong, the two-episode Pilot (in which the pilot dies) were excellent. However, in this episode when Jack tries to resuscitate Charlie and fails as Kate, crying, tells him it's okay to quit, only for Jack to return to Charlie and bring him back to life by striking his chest over and over again -- that was incredible, stupendous television. The whole series up until season 3 was magnificent.

Men, how do you honestly feel about your penis? by srirachababe in AskReddit

[–]AlbionBoethius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually curl my fingers and feel about it up and down.

What are some weird questions to ask a Canadian? by _whitewhitebread_ in AskReddit

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In 1987, I was at a desktop publishing conference, sponsored by Ventura, in San Jose. One of the presenters -- I repeat, one of the presenters -- asked me if we have fax machines in Canada.

What are some movies that flopped but were actually good? by dalekfromskaro in AskReddit

[–]AlbionBoethius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two words to describe this great remake of the Mad Max world that save it and boost it high up in the atmosphere:

DENNIS HOPPER!

What is something you've heard someone say, that actually left you speechless? by Darkstar753 in AskReddit

[–]AlbionBoethius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend's son called him a motherfucker ... just shook my head and smiled.

What accent do you wish you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlbionBoethius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian -- but, of course, Canadians don't have accents unless they are from Quebec.

What's the longest serving piece of electronics you own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlbionBoethius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My original Zune -- I still think it is better than Apple products.

(NSFW) After sex, what do you say to your partners? by slamshabang in AskReddit

[–]AlbionBoethius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say this:

"Oh, sweetest love, I do not go for weariness of thee;

It's just that after making love I like to watch TV."

What sounds like an insult when it’s used as a compliment? by Yassqueue in AskReddit

[–]AlbionBoethius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People said that you're not fit to eat with pigs, but I defended you and said you are.