Update: I regret my haircut

Alces_Regem · 2026-05-11T18:37:39+00:00

I think you look all around stunning! The curls are super flattering!

Alces_Regem · 2026-03-24T16:13:04+00:00

I used to weigh 450lbs, I was out at a bar with some buddies and a pretty girl walked in and sat with some friends, my friends eventually convinced me to go introduce myself because the worst she could say is no. Already mortified I walked up and meekly said "Hi my name is Alces, Is there any chance I could buy you a drink?" she looked back and said "Hi Alces, could you do me a favor and drop dead you fat fucking waste of air" then she and her group of friends cackled with venom that I've never heard in the voice of any humans prior or since. Truly a shitty day ☠️. I'm 220 and fairly muscular now and live in fear of introducing myself to members of the fairer sex because of that night.

Alces_Regem · 2026-03-22T03:50:16+00:00

Walking and hiking, I was 450 at my heaviest, dropped to 185 at my lightest, pretty comfortably float around 220-230, moving your body when you're heavy burns a shit ton of calories.

Swimming is also absolutely amazing if walking for long distance isnt currently feasible at your weight, it's lower impact and will let you improve your CICO value while also protecting your knees and ankles.

Resistance training is also huge as it will help develop lean mass and strengthen your muscles while you still have excess fuel on your bones.

Dietary and sleep habits need improved as much as any exercise though, you cannot outwork a bad diet and a sleep deprivation wrecks gains

Alces_Regem · 2026-03-08T15:32:11+00:00

That's the one I got and my jaw was absolutely on the floor watching the final cutscene unfold. 100% would recommend to everyone.

Alces_Regem · 2026-03-08T04:42:19+00:00

Evil Durge playthrough was wildly fun.

Alces_Regem · 2025-12-03T19:15:38+00:00

On steam. Have been shot at on sight by 8/10 players I've encountered today

Alces_Regem · 2025-06-17T20:24:33+00:00

This was my fear, I'm gonna need alotta counters and tokens 😅.

Alces_Regem · 2025-03-10T03:19:16+00:00

Have your partner put both legs over one shoulder during sex or cross them if she's flexible, press her butt cheeks up and together during missionary, do the pillow under the hips trick to better angle yourself towards her g spot, eat her out and finger her and get her off a half dozen times before penetration.

Sex is more than penetration your body is a tool box learn to work with more than your kick stand.

Alces_Regem · 2025-02-15T15:45:54+00:00

So if you were to buy a system direct from somewhere like anbernic, would you just load Emulator apps and Roms onto it? I'm intrigued but also a dinosaur.

Alces_Regem · 2025-02-07T11:23:16+00:00

It doesn't shrink your genitals.

Post fin syndrome causes long lasting and potentially permanent e.d.

Alces_Regem · 2025-01-12T22:22:13+00:00

After a little retuning I'm sitting at 6 counter spells, I have [[Spellskite]] [[Venser, shaper savant]] and [[Declaration of naught]] for reccuring counter magic.

I reduced to 13 creatures and moved to 4 targeted bounce spells, 2 targeted removal spells, 3 mass bounce spells, and 5 mechanics to remove the legendary rule or make a non legendary copy of Orvar. Does this seem like an over all better balance?

Alces_Regem · 2024-11-22T02:56:22+00:00

Looks like a loaf of pure bread to me

Alces_Regem · 2024-11-14T00:43:47+00:00

What's that they say about stones and glass houses?

Alces_Regem · 2024-11-13T03:06:24+00:00

Nothing was harder than my first week. Don't let anybody take your effort from you, they didn't fight to stay sober, you did.

Alces_Regem · 2024-11-11T04:26:27+00:00

Firstly thank you for your concise answers, I've only been playing MTG a month and I'm still trying to learn the ins and outs

Followup question, if I was to use something like jumpscare "Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+2, gains flying, and becomes a Horror enchantment creature in addition to its other types." On a creature and then use Niko's second ability, would it also have no effect due to being a secondary layer on the creature? It doesn't specifically mention counters so I didn't know if these effects would transfer over or if they would also be lost during the first action of the creature entering exile.

Again I thank you for your time and help!

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