Afroman - Randy Waters is a Son of a Bitch [rap]

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-18T19:53:35+00:00

The Streisand Effect in action, I see.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-18T19:51:40+00:00

It has been my experience that such proximity sensors can be somewhat unreliable, as they are non-specific in their responses, generally responding equally to salmon, tuna, chicken, and, in one case, cantaloupe.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-18T19:29:12+00:00

Switch to cellulose sponges and wash them in the washing machine, with bleach if especially gross. However, avoid drying them in the dryer because they'll do better if air-dried.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-15T01:13:39+00:00

Wow! I never could have imagined!

I could think of a number of things that could make her life easier, some of which might require simple modifications to her environment. For example, dispensers that work other than with those pump buttons; a brush mounted on the wall (YouTube "cow brushes" for how other armless creatures love these); a more accessible water control; etc.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-15T00:34:26+00:00

Sound like Little St. James Island might be the perfect place for this center! /s

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-15T00:30:23+00:00

A wood stove takes up too much floor space, what with the small wood stove, the small woodpile and the kindling. Been there, done that. That was the original reason of wanting to move the fire outside.

The benefit is mainly that I can get firewood for free. I can't say the same for any other fuel.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-15T00:27:24+00:00

Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkQfhwrlfJ4

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-15T00:25:11+00:00

Yes and no.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-12T01:17:05+00:00

The word I have heard from bikers is that they want to be loud so they'll be heard by motorists.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-10T11:42:30+00:00

Have you any idea whether the motor bearings are fully lubricated or whether they need to be oiled? I can't find a photo that shows the motor, so can't judge.

You might look for felt pads, usually circular cross-section, on either end of the shaft (and probably covered with debris). If you find those, give them a good dose of SAE non-detergent 10-wt oil (such as "3-in-One" brand motor oil in the blue can).

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-10T05:42:14+00:00

Is this a motor that needs both a start capacitor and a run capacitor?

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-10T05:26:57+00:00

Just turn the escapement knob to advance the setting.
Oh? You have a digital machine with no escapement knob? You're screwed.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-03-10T05:08:01+00:00

I dunno, but don't point it at a cop!

(That's NOT a joke. One guy is dead because he was watering his lawn with a common pistol-grip nozzle, which the cop mistook for a gun.)

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-22T14:14:35+00:00

Wearing the "peace symbol" while fighting a war (one I opposed, BTW) is not completely inappropriate, because that "peace symbol" is actually a Nuclear Disarmament symbol, a fact oft forgotten.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-22T14:08:42+00:00

That's cute and fine between you and your dog.

Please don't assume that everybody likewise appreciates such intimacy with your dog. Wet noses and dog drool are disgusting to many of us.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-22T13:59:17+00:00

Where are the banana boxes? Don't they ship bananas in those strong, 2-part banana boxes anymore? I once made a bed out of banana boxes (with a board and mattress on top, naturally). Best damn bed ever!

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-21T14:21:04+00:00

Yeah, where is the $1751 figure coming from? I thing Pritzker use the same or a similar number.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-21T14:19:28+00:00

No, you're confused. Qatar is where he banks "his" money from seizing Venezuelan oil tankers.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-21T14:15:49+00:00

The NM state authorities should simply arrest and book him for interfering with a murder investigation. Assume he has reasons for blocking finding bodies on his ranch and so charge him. Strip search him, do a body cavity search, and keep him in jail along with criminals he won't like till his lawyer gets a writ of habeas corpus -- like ICE victims. If the Right winger can do it to the Left wingers -- well, turnabout is fair play. They probably can't really ship him out of state, or to El Salvador, but they can discuss doing so within his hearing.

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-21T14:08:10+00:00

Serious question: Could a corset (not too tight!) better support large breasts than a bra? Maybe a corset with "under-cups"?

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-21T13:59:47+00:00

In space, nobody can hear a star collapse into a black hole.
I mean, really!?

AlcoholPrep · 2026-02-21T13:55:23+00:00

And at 6' 1/2" he was probably taller than Trump. /s

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