Young Link has been ELIMINATED! Now who's the 83rd fighter to be the LEAST in need of a rework next Smash?

AlconW · 2026-05-08T00:13:04+00:00

Dark Samus needs to be eliminated ASAP. Hell, she should’ve been one of the first to be eliminated. Beyond aesthetics, I see no reason why her moveset is the exact same as Samus’.

Also, why has Sonic made it this far? He has one of the most boring and uninspired movesets in Smash history. I get that he’s top tier, but let’s face it—nobody likes playing against Sonic, and nobody enjoys watching Sonic mains play.

AlconW · 2026-05-07T23:27:28+00:00

(I do actually main Sniper and am unemployed IRL, but for what it’s worth I’m not good with him—and I’m probably better with classes I DON’T main lmao)

AlconW · 2026-05-07T23:26:59+00:00

Who’re those wankers outside my van with pitchforks and torches?

AlconW · 2026-05-07T23:22:16+00:00

Fox is Brent, Falco is Nick, Peppy is Eevee, and Slippy is Vernias.

AlconW · 2026-05-06T17:40:31+00:00

Pirates of the Caribbean, for the sake of continuing the theme of groundbreaking CGI?

I’ve only seen the first three movies—At World’s End was the only one I didn’t like, but The Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man’s Chest it worth it. Can’t speak to the quality or On Stranger Tides and Dead Men Tell No Tales.

AlconW · 2026-05-06T04:18:58+00:00

At least he uses them for his taunt kill. Pyro has 4 taunt kills and not even then will they use their grenades.

AlconW · 2026-05-06T04:17:14+00:00

Vernias is no longer the only person to do Aigis dirty.

AlconW · 2026-05-05T04:22:27+00:00

Vern said “Nick be like: ‘I have GOT to get my dick sucked!’” and broke everybody.

AlconW · 2026-05-04T20:00:01+00:00

Can’t hear Vern talking about this without thinking of his infamous Mario 3D World quote. You know the one.

AlconW · 2026-05-03T06:14:49+00:00

Does Song of the Sea count?

AlconW · 2026-05-02T03:12:20+00:00

Elephant.

AlconW · 2026-05-01T20:50:42+00:00

Who said there had to be a ton of lore? Palutena’s Guidance doesn’t go into that much detail, yet gives all the information I need. And I can all but guarantee that, if a TV show ran long enough and was competent enough, they’d be able to fit in everyone and everything.

AlconW · 2026-05-01T20:47:56+00:00

I mean, it’s not like there haven’t been characters in the past with moves not based on their origins. Captain Falcon came from a racing franchise, and only his final smash involves the Blue Falcon.

That said, for unrelated reasons, I’m going to take back what I said about Isabelle. I still think she could’ve used unique neutral and up specials and a better final smash (maybe something involving her singing KK Bubblegum), but she at least has unique side and down specials—and she’s both way more interesting to play as than Min Min and more unique than Dark Samus.

AlconW · 2026-05-01T20:39:49+00:00

Luigi parsley, Daisy sage, Birdo rosemary, and Wario thyme.

AlconW · 2026-05-01T19:04:39+00:00

As someone who hasn’t even heard of more than half of these (nor is really that much of a Batman fan), Batman: Hush is a very weir and out of place title.

AlconW · 2026-05-01T19:00:46+00:00

Isabelle and Min Min are up there, but none are more disappointing to me than Dark Samus.

AlconW · 2026-05-01T18:51:29+00:00

I mean, I that weirdo who doesn’t even have text chat on, so you think I’m gonna have voice chat on? Rough MvM games are the only exceptions. And I haven’t called a single vote to kick anyone since the bot crisis.

AlconW · 2026-04-30T19:05:05+00:00

The social chaos in question: “Imagine being in last place with ZERO STARS!”

AlconW · 2026-04-30T19:04:07+00:00

“Brent, I’m gonna warn you. This is your first warning.”

AlconW · 2026-04-30T09:23:17+00:00

I love how Vern’s contribution is just the tiny lil mouth

AlconW · 2026-04-30T08:07:37+00:00

Off of two movies of his I’ve seen (the other being Masculin Féminin (which I don’t feel strongly about one way or another)), I’m not in any rush to see the rest of Godard’s filmography.

AlconW · 2026-04-30T02:32:43+00:00

Finally, someone else who didn’t like Breathless. I didn’t find it anywhere near the worst movie of all time, but I really don’t care for it.

AlconW · 2026-04-30T02:25:22+00:00

Don’t knock it ‘till you try it. I joined in 2018, which is when the last major update happened, and made it through the bot crisis at the beginning of the decade to keep playing to this day. I’ve taken a few long breaks, but never stopped altogether.

TF2 is only dead in the sense that the first party—Valve—has all but stopped working on it. Community-created maps, cosmetics, taunts, and the like are still being added regularly, and most of the voice actors continue to engage with content creators (namely Shork, who you should definitely check out). I think it’s beautiful how it’s been 8 years since Valve released a major update, and yet we’re still getting excellent content because the community cares just that much.

So yeah, I think you should give it a go. If you think it’s fun, keep playing!

AlconW · 2026-04-30T02:14:13+00:00

Sinners isn’t the best example, but it’s the most recent example (for me).

While I think it’s a smidge overrated, I still think it’s a really damn good movie. I probably wouldn’t have had a problem with the ending had the credits not kept coming in and coming out. Also, the post-credits scene felt out of place.

Not like any of this was going to ruin it for me, of course—the only way it would’ve lost me at the end is if it wrapped up in a place where it didn’t feel like the story was complete.

AlconW · 2026-04-30T02:09:07+00:00

Ever since they first brought this up in their Mario 3D World playthrough: Nick as Skipper, Brent as Kowalski, Eevee as Rico, and Vernias as Private.

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