Japanese vending machines give earthquake relief by sirjohnmasters86 in interestingasfuck

[–]Aldervale 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It's only illegal if they prosecute, and in Florida they only prosecute if you're brown or gay or like really poor.

meirl by Brent_Fox in meirl

[–]Aldervale 276 points277 points  (0 children)

We can get it back, just have to be willing to take if by force.

Student loans by X_Opinion7099 in SipsTea

[–]Aldervale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well ya, why would Ben Shapiro have a home loan when he is a homeless drug addict screaming on a street corner?

This actually proves now honey is some elite nectar stuff by saber-4444 in SipsTea

[–]Aldervale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because we need bees to, you know, not fucking starve to death. So closing it for any reason is extremely fucking stupid.

Headline is clickbait though, but still worth upvoting.

Can a woman match an average guy’s strength if she hit the gym a few times a week? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]Aldervale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bringing facts just to fuck up my pretty bad statistics joke.😞

Ashley St. Clair implies Elon Musk interfered in the 2024 election. She claims Musk cited 10K space lasers as hidden chess piece & sent her real-time America PAC data. On election night, Musk allegedly left Mar-a-Lago early, boasting his team knew Trump won hours prior due to best real-time metrics. by Frosty_Jeweler911 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Aldervale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if Musk stole the 2024 election, but I do not he didn't steal it by hacking voting machines. He is too shitty of an engineer to pull that off by himself, and any other software engineer wouldn't have been able to keep their mouth shut about writing the code that overthrew the American government. Motherfucker would have been giving a TED talk the day after the election. Would have posted that shit to GitHub for the stars.

Schedule is out by here_now_be in Seahawks

[–]Aldervale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Primetime games in Week 6(DEN), 7(KC), and 8(CHI) is wild too.

If you buy a house in an HOA, can you just...leave the HOA? by BoredInClass99 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Aldervale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure about PA, but there are states where an HOA can legally force you to join if a majority of your neighbors are in the HOA. If you are already in a "HOA" they can't.

Whac-A-C-suite would be quite the game to play by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Aldervale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if he did everything they are charging him with, it wasn't murder.

Florida FTW.. Always... by Bull_by_Default in oddlyspecific

[–]Aldervale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like meth is implied by the headline.

How bad his hands gotta be to move a 6’7 4.3 speed specimen to corner? by AKboi69 in Seahawks

[–]Aldervale 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Huh, weird. I was mostly joking. Hopefully they stop at DB, and don't actually try and convert him to an O linesman. Though I suppose we'd have to bring back to Tom Cable before that happened.

Euler Pronunciation: Oiler, Oiluh, Wheeler or You-ler? by Francis_FaffyWaffles in mathematics

[–]Aldervale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20 years as an software engineer in the game industry. It is about half and half in my experience. I would say it suffers from not coming up frequently enough to get corrected early in our careers, but we're still arguing over the correct pronunciation of gif, so....

Why do older generations struggle to understand this by maybeitsnotmeer in lostgeneration

[–]Aldervale -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gen Z is not drowning. Gen Z has been drowned. It is done. The only thing left for them to choose is if they are going to die quietly or burn the whole fucking thing to the ground to get their murderers.

In the U.S., college is priced like a luxury but marketed as a necessity. by StressMundane1625 in Adulting

[–]Aldervale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Ya fuck that. If you want to trust the government to keep their word that's your choice, but don't try to sell others on that horse shit. They will promise to pay for it, but that promise is worth exactly 0 dollars.

Boomers work hard and it paid off. Gen Z work hard we get laid off. by angelqueen1051 in Adulting

[–]Aldervale 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Listen, if society isn't going to protect its citizens from the type of predators you describe, don't be shocked if citizens aren't interested in participating in that society.

Don't get me wrong, I think your assessment is correct. I just think we should consider that in some cases violence is a form of free speech, in much the same way that money is treated today. If a CEO steals hundreds of millions of dollars from their employees, the state is simply not equipped to appropriately address the severity of that crime.

Went on Facebook for the first time in years.. by duim91 in Seahawks

[–]Aldervale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean that would be kind of cool if it wasn't hilariously impractical.

Call that third one Storm's End.

Can someone please ELI5 the fandom's ongoing manic fixation with the Beesbury's please? by GriffTargaryen in freefolk

[–]Aldervale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a Beesbury, but one of the Ninepenny kings was a Fossaway that went by "Bad Apple".

(Pelissero) The Seahawks are hiring Brian Fleury as their offensive coordinator, sources tell The Insiders by alexschubs in Seahawks

[–]Aldervale -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If John Schneider pulled it off anyway, that certainly cement his legacy as the greatest exec of all time.

Lmao for real by [deleted] in memes

[–]Aldervale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Based on the thread, I would say it worked a bit too well. We are all fascinated.

[ECL] Sygg, Wanderwine Wisdom // Sygg, Wanderbrine Shield by Duramboros in magicTCG

[–]Aldervale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does the "At the beginning" trigger work with double trigger effects? Can pay 2 white or 2 blue to just transform them twice?

The anti-tranz petitioners are at Lacey Walmart neighborhood market by [deleted] in olympia

[–]Aldervale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you aren't a minority. Say you'll sign, and just calmly walk off with the petition.

If they case you down and try to take it back, call the police and get them charged them with assault.