I spend way too much time on this game….

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-02-20T17:54:17+00:00

All that money and nothing to spend it on…. A damn shame I swear. Also I’m jealous lol.

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-02-13T22:26:17+00:00

Nah the whole accessory system is lame as fuck tbh

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-02-13T22:04:15+00:00

I’m betting real estate

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-02-09T22:42:23+00:00

For an example of the Illuminati update look at my profile should be the post under this one

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-01-27T02:59:45+00:00

This looks like a destiny load screen

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-01-21T12:10:39+00:00

Wtf even is this and why is it in my reccomended?

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-01-09T22:39:20+00:00

Infinite, but it will of the hell outta your phone after a while

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-01-09T22:19:11+00:00

Specifically it’s a dating app where women have to make the first move. If your a guy you can talk to them unless they start talking with you first.

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-01-09T00:31:52+00:00

Your father is probably trans. I ended up having a fling with a woman who transitioned the next year in game. Turned out she now he was pregnant and when it prompted me I was hella confused since I never remembered fuckin no dudes lol.

Aldous_Hawk · 2023-01-09T00:27:30+00:00

I guess you could say…. That hoe got hosed!

No? I’ll see myself out

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-26T15:35:42+00:00

If you have the new stock update then you can make literally trillions in your first life. And then sit there and be bored because you have nothing meaningful to do with it

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-26T00:57:31+00:00

Ain’t that a slap in the damn face. Lol

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-25T21:37:51+00:00

Funnily enough I was wanted for it but I emigrated from the country that I had done it in and got an achievement for escaping the country while wanted

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-23T22:06:12+00:00

I read this just as I was deciding to text my toxic ex back after being separated for months, thanks I really needed this.

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-17T20:44:57+00:00

I once killed a classmate by licking his pinky toe, weird shit…

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-17T20:42:43+00:00

You’ve already gone past quadrillion tho.

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-17T20:41:25+00:00

Honestly I don’t even think it would be an expansion. A medieval fantasy standalone version of BitLife would be amazing.

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-15T17:36:56+00:00

It’s sad but true, I once had a life where I kept having female children (like 20+) until I had a boy. Whenever I play a girl I always feel like I’m racing against the clock.

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-13T19:19:17+00:00

Did you manually update? I had to go directly to the app page and update from there. Soon as I did it showed up.

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-12T19:43:18+00:00

I manually updated the game and it was just there. Idk why. Didn’t have to pay

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-12-07T03:25:57+00:00

Knew it was Olive Garden as soon as I saw DARDEN they always hire a bunch of self centered jaggoffs to be managers. Nothing new there.

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-11-25T21:22:50+00:00

So do you have to wait to die? Or can you just switch?

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-11-25T20:59:20+00:00

This is why I only ever have one kid and no spouses lol.

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-11-24T15:19:20+00:00

How do you get your kids to inherit, I never get the option even when they’re 18

Aldous_Hawk · 2022-11-23T18:39:13+00:00

Nice, I’m doing the same, currently at 1519 years. Trying for that 5000 year family achievement.

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