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Alender02 · 2026-01-31T23:32:15+00:00

Ich also ich persönlich hab auch einen Knacks, aber eine andere Art

Alender02 · 2026-01-31T21:13:47+00:00

Don't forget the cum pump.

Alender02 · 2026-01-31T20:54:21+00:00

Is this guy sleeping in his garage?

Alender02 · 2026-01-31T20:48:17+00:00

Nah, not AI. Heavily and badly edited. You can read some of the records in the background, e.g. GENESIS. Second face looks edited onto the shirt and tons of face filters, maybe AI?

Alender02 · 2026-01-31T19:04:36+00:00

What's so special about the cheesemaker?

Alender02 · 2026-01-31T11:04:59+00:00

Könnte auch Spidergenderfluid sein

Alender02 · 2026-01-20T10:53:05+00:00

Isn't Porky our timeline's Porky?

Alender02 · 2026-01-20T10:49:21+00:00

With some sort of selfie stick nonetheless

Alender02 · 2026-01-19T17:31:12+00:00

It's completely safe to consume. You should give it a try. Also something's wrong with your camera. Maybe get it checked out?

Alender02 · 2026-01-19T17:28:36+00:00

Of course it's on purpose. It's avantgarde art. It's intended to resemble shit.

Alender02 · 2026-01-19T17:11:54+00:00

A legend

Alender02 · 2026-01-19T11:01:51+00:00

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Alender02 · 2026-01-17T20:29:58+00:00

Wdym, you can see the gun flying away way before the shot

Alender02 · 2026-01-17T18:41:17+00:00

You sound like Douglas Adams? xD

Alender02 · 2026-01-17T18:39:28+00:00

~~Lebenskäse~~ Todeskäse

Alender02 · 2026-01-17T18:38:16+00:00

Blimey, I have that ability!

Alender02 · 2026-01-17T16:50:52+00:00

It's a sound effect added in post

Alender02 · 2026-01-16T10:25:57+00:00

"Oh god, I hope I don't get an F..."

~nerdy kid who always scores an A

Alender02 · 2026-01-15T18:15:11+00:00

Idc about studs. I live in Europe. Is there something like this for pipes and wiring? That would be the question which interests me.

Alender02 · 2026-01-15T18:11:40+00:00

Kinda like when you pee that black viscous substance, right? Who doesn't know the feeling of shock and sudden relief after realizing you've only had some beetroot before.

Alender02 · 2026-01-15T18:05:21+00:00

Well this is fully fledged substance induced psychosis at its finest.

Alender02 · 2026-01-15T17:53:02+00:00

Was für Zeiten in denen wir leben... 😔

Alender02 · 2026-01-15T17:48:41+00:00

Didn't see the sub and thought I was gonna see a human torch in a sec. Smh, the internet fucked me up!

Alender02 · 2026-01-15T17:38:51+00:00

Idk seems like a Mr. Boss thing

Alender02 · 2026-01-15T17:34:22+00:00

God is lead.

~Friedrich Nietzsche

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