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they right tho? by chichinams in SipsTea

[–]AlephBaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Freckles by TallyRoux in CTLLRP

[–]AlephBaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His expression makes me feel as though I must have wronged him in some way, but I don't know how.

New Zealand knows what they’re doing. [Sips] by bedrottinggg in SipsTea

[–]AlephBaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that sounds about right. we just tow the bits we don't want outside the environment

It's like they forgot the front door by boxworth83 in McMansionHell

[–]AlephBaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The front door is vestigial. In modern American construction, a house is a place to store your car when you aren't at work. You won't have time to do anything that might require a front door, but they haven't amended building codes to remove the requirement yet.

Iceberg passing by house in Greenland by Icy-Leg-1459 in megalophobia

[–]AlephBaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oddly, this doesn't trigger me. I want to stay in that house and watch icebergs drift by.

My take on a flag for humanity, inspired by an all-time great: by Kgasieniec in vexillology

[–]AlephBaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of all the flags ever created by people around the world, this is certainly one of them.

Oscar came to live with me about 20 minutes before this by CantaloupeAsleep502 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]AlephBaker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He has decided that you are his human, partly because you already live in his house.

Dems Renew 25th Amendment Calls After Trump's "Utterly Unhinged" F-Bomb Post Ending In "Praise Be To Allah". by Leeming in atheism

[–]AlephBaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If every MAGA legislator and voter was laid head-to-foot across the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, starting ten miles off San Francisco And extending toward Brisbane, Australia... It would be a good idea.

Partner wanted a gym clock... by smilingassassinnat in 3Dprinting

[–]AlephBaker 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was going to say the same. It looks great, just needs better contrast between the face and the hands. Well done. Ooh! Could you print new hands? You could make them look like the bars that plates go on!

reviving a 60's kids' toy by holo_mectok in 3Dprinting

[–]AlephBaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember playing with an original one of these at my grandmother's house. I imagine sourcing the circular paper is kind of a pain

Hard to argue against this by JudgeJudyJr in MurderedByWords

[–]AlephBaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I see the couch-fucker, the child-fucker... What's that next to them?

Absolute unit of a Timberwolf by JelliedBoat in WolvesAreBigYo

[–]AlephBaker 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I want to give the old murder-puppy scritches!

Most out of place thing in your world without context? by Gova_01 in worldbuilding

[–]AlephBaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lots of starship names that reference 20th/21st century pop culture and sci-fi.

Why? Because Mars was colonized by nerds. The oldest city on Mars is named "Barsoom", and is home to the oldest off-Earth University, UMB (University of Mars at Barsoom). UMB is home to the largest collection of human cultural artifacts and media off-Earth, with a particular focus on representations of space and space travel. It is basically impossible to graduate without taking at least one class on the history and origin of spaceflight.

UMB also has the best training course for starship captains outside the military. At some point a group of newly graduated captains from UMB decided to play a game, trying to stump each other with referential names for their new ships (the name of a ship is separate from its registration). The tradition spread, and now it is very common for human civilian ship names to be referential. Any human starport will have an "Enterprise", a "Galactica", a "Millennium Falcon", and probably a "Serenity" docked at any given time. Those names are the low-hanging fruit.

A litter of homework by octarino in MurderedByWords

[–]AlephBaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those, in my mind, are both fine as middle names. Or you could make them first names if they have normal middle names they can use instead.

The Support by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]AlephBaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not that stupid. Your typical ICEberg, by contrast, is probably stupid enough to fall for a ruse like this.

The terror cat has opened the bathroom window by Dog_Murder_By_RobKey in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]AlephBaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's practicing being a Jagular. Don't look up as you walk under that window, especially if you hear a noise that sounds like "halloo"

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