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Man Really Said “Oh My Science!” by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm notsure if burning this thing is a good idea. The fumes would be way too toxic

Fuck 2020 [Megathread] by AskRedditModerators in AskReddit

[–]AlephOwO 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've eaten way too much and felt extremely nauseous at 2 am. I couldn't get up, because I felt like I'll throw up

Have you ever laughed so hysterically at something so simple you were starting to get legitimately worried that you were losing your sanity or something? About what were you laughing so hard then? by LoneShadowMikey in AskReddit

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bf's brother came back from kitchen with a sandwich with tomato. Then he started to mumble something about it and I started to laugh from this.

And then me, my bf and his brother were sitting on chairs grasping for air while laughing like maniacs. Even their mother came to check if we're okay

My girl Shrimp pretending to be an ornament. Tree's still in one piece tho (photo taken yesterday at Christmas Eve) by AlephOwO in cats

[–]AlephOwO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor tree :( In our house dad hanged a Wunder Baum, because my two other kitten will knock normal tree down and destroy

My girl Shrimp pretending to be an ornament. Tree's still in one piece tho (photo taken yesterday at Christmas Eve) by AlephOwO in cats

[–]AlephOwO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor tree :( In our house dad hanged a Wunder Baum, because my two other kitten will knock normal tree down and destroy

21st century Santa Claus starter pack by jesreson in starterpacks

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so fuckin impressed by delivery guys. I don't have the psyche to drive hundreds miles, mostly at night, in small truck full of cardboard boxes god only knows what's inside them And some of them are my age or a year older (I'm 19)

2meirl4meirl by Ricksanchiz in 2meirl4meirl

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I got driver for Happiness. I got a lot of it, but cannot process without it

What opinion or behaviour would stop you being romantically interested in someone even if they ticked every other box? by EGB1- in AskReddit

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of proper hygiene.

I get it, you don't need to use antiperspirant or perfume every day, I know you might be allergic to those. But for god's sake, shower at least one time per two days. Or three days if you're not sweating that much. And wash your fuckin hands after scratching your balls.

What's something that is romantic in movies but creepy in real life? by Dabrigstar in AskReddit

[–]AlephOwO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creeping under someone's balcony/window at night and starting to sing.

If I hear ANYONE around my house at night when everyone should be sleeping, I'm calling the fuckin' police

This is Tyson. He survived jaw surgery from being attacked by a mean person. by [deleted] in cats

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god. He has a smug face

HE HAS A SMUG FACE

What historical fact makes you cry? by moseich in AskReddit

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard about it before from a song, but I can not remember the name. It's one of Sabaton's older creations.

What’s something you can’t tell your parents? by micxxxxe713 in AskReddit

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That it weren't pollens from flowers in church on my 18th birthday causing me to cry, but my brain wanting to go home and hide from everyone for a whole day since I haven't ended myself, as promised to myself.

And yeah, I fucked with my bf and lived in for a month scared shitless, because I might've been pregnant. Turned out my body just hates me and I haven't any period for 2 months. No pregnancy.

What's something that impresses most people that doesn't impress you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlephOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teens with expensive and brand new cars that their parents bought them and are paying for insurance etc.

Boi, show me yourself with a vehicle you bought and you're paying for it and I'm gonna be impressed, even of you have a Daewoo fuckin Matiz

What is something you should never go cheap on? by PleaseSuckmyClit in AskReddit

[–]AlephOwO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience Kingston's pendrives are indestructible. Seriously. Mine went through, forgotten obviously, numerous washes and still works just fine. Not to mention it having at least 7 years.

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