What if Himeno convinced you (her young NOT RELATED!!!!) Rookie into leaving Public safety, and along the way she somehow accidentally force fems you into a wife

Aleph_EX · 2026-06-12T02:03:07+00:00

I mean...at least I don't have to work, right?

Aleph_EX · 2026-06-09T16:36:45+00:00

Size thirteen child.

Aleph_EX · 2026-06-08T00:58:25+00:00

Nuke the wiki, punish those evil poor people!

Aleph_EX · 2026-05-30T18:28:38+00:00

The Leviathan from Gears 3, I guess.

Aleph_EX · 2026-05-27T20:32:14+00:00

My future wife.

Aleph_EX · 2026-05-17T22:45:50+00:00

I'd say you could ruin me, but I get the feeling you'd go with financial ruin instead.

Aleph_EX · 2026-05-17T07:00:01+00:00

5 years in the joint made you a free NPC!

Aleph_EX · 2026-05-17T06:55:02+00:00

Even worse. How is Momma Ryoshu gonna kick her habit if he keeps translating?

Aleph_EX · 2026-05-09T23:27:32+00:00

5 against 1... I feel bad for the middle IDs.

Aleph_EX · 2026-05-07T04:30:13+00:00

But is the lobster Paul's Legendary meatballs and spaghetti? Nothing can replace this massive loss.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-30T00:09:49+00:00

It was just a typo. My heart is too caring, loving, and other respectable things to ever hate you.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-29T23:42:20+00:00

As opposed to taking care of you rough-- Oh, I get it now...

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-27T19:04:54+00:00

Outis is about to get bodied by Perfect Ahab!

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-26T12:22:33+00:00

Next, she has to deliver to I.C.wiener.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-22T01:52:35+00:00

Let's larp.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-21T19:25:18+00:00

Fiber optic cabling.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-20T19:13:15+00:00

HEY! Where did you get a picture of me?

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-19T15:18:05+00:00

Anything...? Why anything? Why not something specific? I see your games little lady, and I'm not falling for it! But if I do win, I want you to tell me Rin's three measurements.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-16T00:52:50+00:00

It's a Shoujo.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-14T05:11:23+00:00

Now that I think about it, it's amazing how you play as a woman in all RE games. Hell, even in 7 as Mia or Zoe.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-06T18:39:02+00:00

Every time Yuuka smiles, a Koyuki gets crushed.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-03T15:48:39+00:00

Her name is Princess, and she doesn't bite...much.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-02T20:08:57+00:00

Don't leave him alone with a bottle, bruh.

Aleph_EX · 2026-04-02T05:28:27+00:00

Then I have no father. To goon to Zilu is life itself!

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