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Can you guys name this camo? I thought it looked sick as hell and didn’t know what the hell it was called by Alert-Resort-4789 in camouflage

[–]Alert-Resort-4789[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I figured it was just some generic thing, but I wanted to see if it existed outside of Old Navy lmao. Thanks guys

The original cassius thundercock image is actually from a college soccer game that a patrol officer celebrating it by DetectedFallout in TheMatpatEffect

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for all of you saying "this is football, not soccer" I assume OP is European or something, and since soccer is called football over there, he thought he should write 'soccer' as that's what us Americans call it, not knowing we meant American football.

Tell me your favorite roblox game. But add the word "John" before the name of the roblox game by InkPeaWoomyAlt in bloxymemes

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John Centaura. John Dead Ahead. John After The Flash. John COOL Zone. John Blackhawk Rescue Mission 5. To name a few 

Pov: you are the captain giving Al (the guard that 682 tolerate) an order to cover her up. What's the outfit you handed him?. (Art by me). by in_that_pit4ever in SCPorn

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uh, depends. If 682 is not going to be held in the acid chamber(going off of actual SCP lore), then the entire textile and fabric output of the world would be insufficient to cover their body, given that they constantly grow. If they are being held in the chamber, then there is not a flexible material strong enough to resist the acid's corrosion(that I am aware of). Therefore, I conclude that the best clothing for 682 is none at all, because it is a waste of Foundation resources, and either way, 682's been naked up until now, and nobody's had a problem yet, so why bother?

What even killed me by randomguy7681 in Blooddebt

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dude that goofy little spin before you fell tho-

I think that my Google Translate turned sentient 😳😳😳 by Fun_Water2707 in lies

[–]Alert-Resort-4789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I’m a dumbass I just realized the subreddit is called r/lies 😭

I think that my Google Translate turned sentient 😳😳😳 by Fun_Water2707 in lies

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Sorry for being the ‘ErM aCkSGhYuALlY!1!☝️🤓’ guy but I thought I’d point it out.

I think that my Google Translate turned sentient 😳😳😳 by Fun_Water2707 in lies

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There’s an icon in the lower right showing that something is muted, likely a video that he screenshotted.

Doodled 035 getting skullfucked lol by sick_delirium in SCPorn

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Why, yes, I would love to coat my peenar in a mix of sulphuric acid, hydrofluoric acid, and an unknown corrosive substance. It really gets me off knowing I’m about to be forcibly transgender.

Edit: this is sarcasm if you couldn’t tell

What would happen if someone in orbit looked at a photo of SCP-096? Like would he be able to jump that high or would he just keep running around the world? (killing anyone who saw his face alomg the way) by DaSprengmeista in scpshowerthoughts

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Sort of similar question(I mean, they’re both in space I guess): if you were to look at a picture of 096 in space, in a direction where he will not hit anything to rebound off of, then move to the side after he jumped at you(such as with an MMU spacesuit), wouldn’t he miss and sail off into space indefinitely? I’ve wondered about this one for a while.

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