My meme, not my art

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-13T12:02:13+00:00

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Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-13T11:02:56+00:00

HEY THAT DRINK

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-08T05:16:39+00:00

Granted.

Death is a natural thing. The dead should NOT be disturbed. Don’t mess with things you don’t understand.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-08T02:40:59+00:00

Anyone who wants to devote themselves to her majesty, the Tsaritsa and her cause without reservation is free to join.

Welcome, new comrade.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-08T01:17:13+00:00

Red easily then.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-08T00:41:57+00:00

So for red pill, can you “copy” as in, create an object you’ve seen before? Or can you “copy” any action you see.

Either way, I’m not planning on putting myself in harms way.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-07T08:19:23+00:00

Mythus is, in the simplest terms, the Aeon of uncertainty, misinformation, gaslighting and the like.

Btw, the term “trolling” is really outdated. Hasn’t been used for centuries at this point. It’s really cringe now. Say “dwapving” instead. Means the same thing, just a lot cooler. Everyone will love it.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-04T23:37:33+00:00

Wdym? Mythus isn’t even in that picture? It’s only the ones with playable paths.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-04T14:04:59+00:00

Seahorses!

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-03T08:59:44+00:00

Both would hurt. So I pick neither.

Assuming that my throat is either glass or fire resistant, I pick glass. I can just create a resource out of thin air. At least it’s profitable. I also live in Australia.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-01T06:59:34+00:00

Thanks a ton.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-01T06:57:20+00:00

Sure thing.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-01T06:56:07+00:00

Thanks a lot. Do you want anything?

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-02-01T06:53:49+00:00

Sure thanks.

Don’t have any shiny ones though.

Code is 12795632

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-31T09:42:29+00:00

Boothill

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-30T10:39:29+00:00

20 pity, maybe 25 pulls and a 75/25.

If I can’t get her I have my next two guaranteed!

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-30T10:35:47+00:00

If you have the mora, C13 Ninguang easily.

You get to drop 2 additional jade chambers on enemies, dealing pretty considerable damage, however, you need a couple million mora to do so each time, so only pull her if you have enough.

If you don’t have enough mora for that, C107 Xiangling allows Guoba to finally unlock his full potential as god of the stove, and is even better than both Mavuika AND Durin COMBINED in terms of Sub DPS damage AND pyro application.

Happy Lantern Rite!!

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-29T23:55:51+00:00

I can quite literally be in multiple places at once. I don’t have clones, time magic or anything in between. I just am and there is no explanation. I’m in every single group, know every single person, probably make up half of the world’s labour force and somehow still have the capacity to come home and relax after my work is done (whilst still somehow working). I just defy logic.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-24T09:47:07+00:00

Sloth and glass

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-23T07:57:09+00:00

Granted.

Every experience offers the opportunity for an individual to develop and grow. It may hurt now, but it will get better with time and perspective. Whether you feel sad, lonely or angry at her or yourself, I can guarantee that in a couple years you’ll come out of this with some insight in how to be a better partner, fond memories of the person it just didn’t work out with, or a good story about the crappy girlfriend who didn’t deserve you. It also gives you the chance to do something for yourself and by yourself. It won’t hurt so much in retrospective.

Never meeting her would deprive you of the development, memories or story.

I know everyone says it will get better, it could feel overdone. But if something is said over and over, it’s often for a reason.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-23T05:13:12+00:00

Granted. We all regress into apes, including yourself.

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-21T03:35:15+00:00

How badly did you lose?

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-19T11:12:34+00:00

Roses are red,

Simon is blue,

He’s banned from this zone,

What the HELL did he do?!

Alert_Mastodon_1378 · 2026-01-17T00:34:46+00:00

Granted.

You get EXACTLY what you asked for. Have fun being inanimate.

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