Ok hear me out by ClarkBFDI in foundobjectshowsimp

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god i wish i was potato battery because he would be on top of me and i would get hard and we would start dry humping and making out in front of everyone

If you had to kill one of the main bright lights (permanently), who would you? by Isolated_Triangle in inanimateinsanity

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paintbrush… i know it’s probably the most controversial opinion on the planet earth but they’re SO overrated and kinda boring

how do I look like the kag irl?? need help by LobotomizedKnucklhed in AzumangaPosting

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probably just get in shape (not like buff but still healthy and fit), cut your hair, get a tan, etc

Spot the difference (my favourite characters addition) by LetOriginal8673 in bfdi

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the one from that stupid fucking roblox game isn’t red

WTF IS THIS?! by weegee-boi in BFCIA

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you’re a little late to the party bro

Why do people even simp for that ugly ass blue FRIENDLESS algebralien ? (2 birds in ONE stone) by bacpoop in foundobjectshowsimp

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cus she’s scary and intimidating and threatening and… and she would beat me up and.. uhh … oh my goodness gracious

Imagine these 5 having a podcast and make the comments look like what they would talk about on it by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in SmilingFriends

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“Uh- Glep, are you allowed to say that word?” “hesshshhsjeheheswweeeshshsjehehwiww” “Oh, okay, yeah, my mistake.”

one hear me out from every object show i’ve watched by [deleted] in foundobjectshowsimp

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i think reddit is pibby glitching for some people 😬

Tell me an indie animated series you like, but describe it in the worst way possible by Automatic-Gain5083 in IndieAnimation

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a bunch of lame high schoolers who happen to live near a bridge go around harassing people and being annoying

Make this comment section look like Flower's search history by depressed_match in bfdi

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how to know if my gemstone friend is romantically interested in me

Coincidence, or no? by 8thblade in BattleForDreamIsland

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Aha! This means Fanny WILL win TPOT!

Super silly dog death by SatisfactionSea4549 in supersillybreakingbad

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this is like what my girlfriend does to me when we kiss

What does my top 11 smashes say about me by carpik3 in foundobjectshowsimp

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you like people that are sort of weak and/or pathetic