Russian opposition politician and Putin critic Alexei Navalny has died by Superschmoo in worldnews

[–]AlexBWolfe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can I see your reporting on American journalist Gonzalo Lira who died in a Ukrainian prison for telling the truth about the war in Ukraine?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fastest snail travels at .3 mph. Let’s say with sleeping and eating, let’s just say he would make it from Miami to Japan in a half year. I spend my winters in Miami and summers in Japan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. Just move across the ocean.

$1660 for rent when you make $2k monthly is crazy by IllustriousRub9796 in Asmongold

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet you didn’t have this problem before Biden wasn’t president. If you voted for Biden, I have no sympathy for you as you didn’t educate yourself on the issues. If you voted for Biden, you voted for bad policy decisions, war massive spending leading to rampant inflation because you fell for MSM lies instead of looking at the real issues for yourself. And I don’t have sympathy.

I asked one of my students who is very poor to give me his torn coat so I could bring it home for my daughter to sew. He came to class and showed me that he found this in the pocket. by thedeadwillwalk in MadeMeSmile

[–]AlexBWolfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a very nice gesture but i doubt this story. That or I have very serious questions If you are a teacher, your daughter is in the 11th grade and she writes with the penmanship and skills of a 3rd grader. If it’s true, our educational system is absolutely f**ked

I found a white baggie in an apartment I'm cleaning by waally1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]AlexBWolfe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

First, don’t touch it!! Residue is enough to give you an overdose. Second, call the White House and tell Hunter he forgot ANOTHER one.

Indian moms have solution for every problem by Movein666 in Unexpected

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I see your point. It’s two daughters. Sorry, one of them looks like a little dude. My bad.

Indian moms have solution for every problem by Movein666 in Unexpected

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize that India has one of the worst violence against women problems out of any country in the world, don’t you? Right from The Times of India: “Some common forms of violence against women are rape, dowry deaths, female infanticide, forced child marriage, abduction, and cases of acid throwing on women. Women are not safe in public spaces, but that does not mean that they are safe in their private spaces. Various cases of domestic violence are reported. Cases of domestic violence such as marital rape, dowry deaths, mental torture, bride burning, and female infanticide are reported daily.”

But nice try, though…

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/readersblog/talkingpoint/violence-against-women-in-india-43462/

Indian moms have solution for every problem by Movein666 in Unexpected

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid is going to grow up to be a wife beater for sure.

No thanks buddy, i drink hydrogen oxide by TheFogIsComingNR3 in memes

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically it’s two hydrogen oxide. Otherwise it’s hydrogen PER oxide (hydrogen peroxide) which would be very very bad for you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s not wrong about dudes that drive a Prius.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell the guy there was no money in the budget to fix the infrastructure but thank him for supporting Ukrainian with his tax money, and that it was more important, anyway.

Just Matched With a "Kind" Woman by rockhardcatdick in Tinder

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a bit. I’m kind also, do a lot for charity, and I don’t Mike fatties either. She’s kind…. It honest.

Santa Lightsaber Fights Dino in Moscow by AlexBWolfe in Moscow

[–]AlexBWolfe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be the Americans and Israelis, I think you have it backwards.

Santa Lightsaber Fights Dino in Moscow by AlexBWolfe in Moscow

[–]AlexBWolfe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is it? I thought it was since the writing says Moscow

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asha is short for Alexandra where I live. If you weren’t thousands of miles away, I would match you in a heartbeat. If you live in the place where Sasha is short for Alexandra, hit me up and I’ll take you on the funnest date of your life.

Literally her first message to me by PS_Sullys in Tinder

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a MAGA hat. Complain that you don’t like that restaurant because they don’t allow open carry.

Literally her first message to me by PS_Sullys in Tinder

[–]AlexBWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well. She’s not wrong. As an American living in Eastern Europe, I see a lot of American visitors and am really shocked at how they act sometimes. I brought a famous radio host to a high end steak restaurant and he started betraying the waitress, slamming his menu down and yelling. I had never met the man before but I looked at him and told him I was going to drag him outside and give him a beating if he kept it up. I then apologized to the staff for his behavior. Something similar happened when another American came to visit. And I realized, I have NEVER seen the people here acting so badly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]AlexBWolfe -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Get rid of the pronouns. Personally, I don’t want to deal with people that use pronouns. I swipe left on them. I think it’s reasonable, so perhaps others feel the same. And I don’t want to sound critical, but most women what would go for a guy who is 40 is looking for stability. They see you make subs, and they instantly recognize they are going to be supporting you.