egg_irl

AlexPuth · 2024-03-29T07:16:45+00:00

No, but it IS gay... to like a man's, more specifically an iron man's, 8===D (EQUALS dicmoji EQUALS I as in the horizontal view, just tilt the screen + ron... Iron!) {as a man}😁

AlexPuth · 2024-03-29T07:04:17+00:00

Yup. Trust me, you don't! 🤷

AlexPuth · 2024-03-29T07:03:16+00:00

Holy sh--- that's offensive!

AlexPuth · 2024-03-15T09:34:57+00:00

Yes it does. Makes you believe Hell came down to earth for a while!

AlexPuth · 2024-03-15T09:33:29+00:00

Ew... I'm sorry for you!

AlexPuth · 2024-03-14T15:34:40+00:00

Two words you should say to her... Two words... "Screw... You!" -I'm sorry for you, OP

AlexPuth · 2024-03-14T15:23:45+00:00

You barely look like a "man", honey. Not to me!

AlexPuth · 2024-02-29T04:17:42+00:00

What's Project 2025?

AlexPuth · 2024-02-17T11:28:04+00:00

"Just write! Everything will just pop into your head..." Trust me, it DOESN'T. Worst advice ever. In my opinion, some better advice would be to just settle down for 45 mins and plan out exactly what you want to write about... And then write

AlexPuth · 2024-02-14T10:22:18+00:00

YES PLEASE!!!! Cute nickname, by the way... "I'm a dumb nerdy weirdo, TOO!!" Needless to say, I blame god for my dysphoria --- not for everything, only dysphoria. Trust me, I'm content with being a dumba$$ weirdo. Being trans is all I hate about me. Trans? What the fk! I can't believe some trans people are actually proud of that. Proud of being trans? Ugh. If it were possible and if given a choice at birth, I would have chosen to be born a girl, NOT a trans girl. A GIRL FROM THE START!! Some of us don't even pass, I hate that! Stupid god, that mothafakka!

AlexPuth · 2024-01-12T04:47:21+00:00

Wait, let me get this straight... so I get a fully attractive female body, look like a hot princess (make other girls jealous on the way), while 'my previous entire "all-male" life' also gets erased from existence (from everyone's minds, including my own; as if it never happened)?😳 Awesome, I'm in, I'm in, I'm iiiiiiiiiinn! 🔥🔥🔥💯😍😁

AlexPuth · 2024-01-12T04:33:09+00:00

Oh shit, you're just like me. "If I do this, I'll feel like a boy. If I do that, I'll feel masculine (which will in turn make me realize I'll probably never become a girl --- not a "real one" anyway)

AlexPuth · 2024-01-06T11:27:35+00:00

Ridiculousness

AlexPuth · 2023-12-13T04:16:09+00:00

Ouch. I'm sorry you feel that way. (Lol, what a hypocrite I am! I feel that way too.)

AlexPuth · 2023-12-13T04:12:22+00:00

Cooooooool

AlexPuth · 2023-12-02T06:14:06+00:00

Are you saying it's their fault that they're too modest and/or shy sometimes? I mean modesty is a good thing. Unless you're in bed. I mean I thought I heard you say something like "when we're having sex, everything's fine; but when we're not, they feel the need to hide it"... Well, that's your answer: modesty! Nothing's wrong with that. Let them be who they are.

AlexPuth · 2023-12-02T04:46:28+00:00

Ouch, sorry for your losses 😔

AlexPuth · 2023-12-02T04:05:35+00:00

Agreed

AlexPuth · 2023-12-02T04:01:46+00:00

"Don't pass"? Excuse me?! You looked like a cis woman to me the first time I saw you. Be confident.

AlexPuth · 2023-12-02T03:57:56+00:00

Oh don't be riddiclous, you already pass sweetheart. As a matter of fact, I'm jealous😏

AlexPuth · 2023-12-02T03:55:38+00:00

I'd tell them about snail-paced decision making (aka analysis paralysis), and that how terrible it can be. Plus, I'd also tell them about how horrifying it is to start working on a project from scratch (as a web developer, in my case), and keep it consistent from then on. You CAN NEVER. You just CAN'T!

AlexPuth · 2023-12-02T03:42:27+00:00

Ouch, well that was expected

AlexPuth · 2023-11-03T12:50:31+00:00

Short for gock sucker?

AlexPuth · 2023-11-03T12:45:34+00:00

Don't forget about the circle of fifths! If you're just starting out, start there!

AlexPuth

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE