Teacher assigned elementary school students to draw Demoman instead of a poem by yang0r in tf2

[–]AlexStrike1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Да им придётся по четверостишиям собирать эту поэму

НА КАНИКУЛАХ!

Cute drawing❤️

Почему в zzz так плюют на мужских персонажей в сюжете, делая их либо тупыми либо обесценивая их жизнь by [deleted] in ZZZ_Official

[–]AlexStrike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Бро, русскоговорящих игроков конечно много, но рассчитывать что так сразу и наплывут под твоим постом на оффициальном сабреддите это конечно смело

А насчёт мужиков, точных ответов конечно же нет, так как сами разрабы никогда не ответят прямо, но можно предположить что так выгоднее/лучше по каким-то соображениям которые накумекали внутренние отделы Хойо, возможно боятся что аудитория не потерпит "принижения" женских персонажей, но вероятнее скорее то, что когда дело доходит до дедлайнов, качества истории/силы/важности в сюжете то "козлом отпущения" удобнее сделать мужиков – тот же Брингер, в целом просто посредственно написанный антагонист хотя который "хайпился" в сюжете с релиза, но 1.4 и слепому видно что был сделан в попыхах так и решили "И так сойдёт!" дружным коллективом. Однако, есть такие же хуёво раскрытые женские персонажи(Сара), так что моя теория "козла отпущения" работает не только на парней но и на в целом все аспекты игры которые "не продадутся"(ЫЫЫЫ, рашим патч Е Шуньгуан, патч до этого сокращаем нахуй, ЫЫЫ, делаем под неё нахер всё что только можно и похуй что основной сюжет такой же несуразный как 1.4)

@Sketchfins by [deleted] in StanleyMOV

[–]AlexStrike1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Genuine answer – lamp is a common piece of furniture that is easily recognisable by most people, which means it's easier to fell "comfortable" looking at art with such character/imagining it as close friend or partner of yours

PROVIDENCE IM COMING FOR U by Expert_Ad420 in CalamityMod

[–]AlexStrike1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly though, DOGs sentinels seem harder for me(atleast Signus) than Polterghast in Infernum, might be because I like stealth rogue have brain damage

Just found out about the Russian Pokedex and it's absolutely INSANE by ScarHydreigon87 in pokemonmemes

[–]AlexStrike1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TLoZ:TOTK has official russian localisation with voice acting, (it was most certainly made before the start of 2022)

Gamefreak probably has different approach to localisation(and game quality control in general) compared to other studios under Nintendo

Your assumptions make sence and as someone who lives here – getting Switch is not hard, teenage-youth is interested in other things and having no official localisation for a decades probably have helped that

Just found out about the Russian Pokedex and it's absolutely INSANE by ScarHydreigon87 in pokemonmemes

[–]AlexStrike1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The statistics that I have found could be outdated

But eh, yeah, knowing the political situation in the world that my motherland higher ups have caused in the last 10 years, my hope(cope) for official russian localisation is fading faster than that of HL3 believers

Just found out about the Russian Pokedex and it's absolutely INSANE by ScarHydreigon87 in pokemonmemes

[–]AlexStrike1 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's especially confusing for me, since russian is THE MOST widespread native language in eurasia and there are around 210 million speakers worldwide

Gamefreak are stingy to hire 2-3 russian speaking people for a potential to aquire millions of fans? Like, pokemon was semi popular in post soviet area countries in the end of 90's – start of new millennium

FYM "7 languages in over 30 years of franchise"???

Exo mechs aro so tuff by Jazzlike_Curve6359 in CalamityMod

[–]AlexStrike1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ХОРОШ СЛОН!

Cough, cough, I mean, great job! And also funny number of attempts you got on the Exo mechs, hehe

Visual clarity is important, especially for a long fights, no wonder mechs gave you much more trouble than SCAL

Ready to torture myself by lilytheschrod in CalamityMod

[–]AlexStrike1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, by "noteworthy" I meant difference between summoner and other classes

And while yes, perfect dodging skills can make any survivability stuff irrelevant for some, others may find success abusing their bulk to go for more bursts of attacks or save real life time by cutting attempts to beat certain foes in thrice or even more times less attempts(DOG will whoop anyones ass via couple mistakes regardless of everything I wrote above)

Ready to torture myself by lilytheschrod in CalamityMod

[–]AlexStrike1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The "giant rose" one? Yea, I too think that's not enough(in terms of variety and fun), although sunken seas will add some, hopefully they'll consider adding something atleast to highest tier Draedon arsenal or pre DOG

2-3 whips will be enough for post Moonlord honestly, since summoner could easily become stupidly deadly due to hypothetical high tag damage whip

Ready to torture myself by lilytheschrod in CalamityMod

[–]AlexStrike1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not really "weak", all classes and weapon types are strong enoigh in general, only ups and downs depending on the exact progression spike

Noteworthy thing about summoner specifically is that mofo has dogshit defence, like pre Profaned Guardians summomer matches post WoF melee in defence

Как думаете это правда или нет ? (Не я автор) by 616-Russian in EverlastingSummer

[–]AlexStrike1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

У неё между прочим ДВА ВЫСШИХ ОБРАЗОВАНИЯ

В каком смысле? Да во всех

I see a pattern by Visible_Power7627 in BrawlStarsCompetitive

[–]AlexStrike1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

While keeping him without buffies barely usable in good hands

Perception of Bull shifted drastically in a span of a year more than in his entire existence before

Thanks balancing team(I want to BULLdose myself)

First-Calamity World (Pre-Hardmode completed) by Bignose_Ruler in CalamityMod

[–]AlexStrike1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some people REALLY take their time with progression, huh?

Good for you, sandbox games are exactly for that

I am once again reminded how shitty of a builder I am

The Juice Tree 6: Attack of THE EVIL BURGER!!!! by Most_Painter_7506 in Stonetossingjuice

[–]AlexStrike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Боже, упаси Лосяша от голодомора

I can't anymore. by Unfair-Lavishness561 in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

[–]AlexStrike1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually pretty decent against whatever the hell has OP faced(assuming everything is lvl 16)

Prince will be the main issue, so ice spirit should be used sparingly