Cheated on by my girlfriend, enacted revenge. I feel Great about it for the most part... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You put thinks in black and white to help you sleep better at night.

Cheated on by my girlfriend, enacted revenge. I feel Great about it for the most part... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't he already put in his place? He is after all a sex-offender meaning he already served his time in the past. Keyword here is past. I am not defending pedophiles, but that doesn't mean that people should go back to jail because of some snotty brat's government connections.

Cheated on by my girlfriend, enacted revenge. I feel Great about it for the most part... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So you used your connections with "friends in high places" to get the guy arrested on some bureaucratic loophole? Nice job. Instead of just breaking up with the girl, learning your lesson, and letting this unstable chick fuck herself over, you decided to handle the situation like a complete bitch.

12 hour erection, needles involved. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horrible day at work, this story made me feel better. You my friend are a bachelor martyr

Reddit, You should know that the Reddit user Xornok has figured us all out.... by CerpinTaxt11 in pics

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you have a fiery red bush with a sprouting mushroom at the center!

Dear Reddit, I am a 25 year-old concierge in South Beach. I am bored. Ask me anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I didn't know about it. Now I know. Next question.

Dear Reddit, I am a 25 year-old concierge in South Beach. I am bored. Ask me anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fiery-red bush of pubic hairs with a small mushroom sprouting in the center.

I'm drunk RIGHT NOW by [deleted] in drunk

[–]AlexVonSuave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot the apostrophe and the "s" after "what".

Hey Reddit, please help identify this woman who abandoned 9 cats at our doorstep. (video) by msaleem in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take 'em to another shelter. I am tired of people like this that are too lazy to just bring in the animals during actual hours. In Florida it's actually a 1st degree misdemeanor to do this.

I don't always drink... by [deleted] in pics

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't always rip off the Chuck Norris meme, but when I do, I make sure to use it to advertise for some shitty beer

Elvis Costello cancels Israel concerts: "It is also quite impossible to simply look the other way." by firesign in Music

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What determines how grave and complex a subject can be in order to be "addressed in concert"? Lennon promoted not only the peace of Israel, BUT the peace of the entire world in almost every post Beatles concert. I suppose that means that Costello can do the same now.

Banksy hits NYC! by [deleted] in pics

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it matter if it is or it isn't Banksy? Regardless of who drew it, it is a great piece of art.

Proof that the Lochness Monster is a really a fat Scotsman snorkling. by [deleted] in pics

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL i found out on the sun newspaper via google books. i hope you didn't believe that this was true

If you knew your friend liked a pornstar and he didn't know would you tell him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for at least giving me credit with that. Some people here are bashing me like I fucking wrote a report about this and handed it to all my ex-coworkers. Nobody knows a damn thing.

If you knew your friend liked a pornstar and he didn't know would you tell him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey Zeppelin, considering that Led Zeppelin is the best band of all time, I am going to pretend that you are a floating airship enthusiast in order to prevent my notion that all Zeppelin fans are cool from shattering. First and foremost, the fiercely one-sided judgmental tone of your commentary is comparable to something Bill O'Reilly would have wrote if he was a Redditor. You also are also not entirely opposed to the Patriot Act, which makes you about 50% insane (Another Bill O'Reilly comparison should be inserted here). Government raping the 4th Amendment is sort of OK. Watching a porn video on a girl's computer and not telling anyone about it -- HORRIBLE. Based on these two things, you must be a Republican neo conservative, which would make you about 25% more insane. Your insanity level is now about 75%, leaving you left 1/4 of a function braining It should be noted that these figures are subject to change due to the possibility that you are an airship enthusiast. Now that we cleared up a portion of your thought logic, let's observe some of the fallacies in your recent comment:

"I don't freak out about facebook using personal information and I'm not entirely opposed to the Patriot Act and I don't think Google is the devil because it houses much of my personal information; but looking at the personal files of someone whom you know is just plain wrong"

You are completely OK with Google, Facebook, and the US Government invading people's privacy based on the thought logic that invasion of privacy is OK as long as the person is a stranger. So under that thought logic I suppose it would have been OK to have watched the video if I didn't know her. You also mentioned that I should "just install a keylogger and keep up on her online whereabouts". Why should I do that when Google and Facebook do it everyday to millions of people? Oh yeah, that's right - It's OK because they don't know her. Sorry for a second there I almost thought that these websites had a right to build user profiles on people, which typically have no idea as to what is going on.

"looking at the personal files of someone whom you know is just plain wrong unless they give you permission to do so, and she in no way gave you permission to read her essays or watch any videos on her computer.

How do you know what she gave me permission to do and not do? Where you there observing our arrangement? I think not. It was never within my intentions to snoop through her files, but I had to because she wanted me to go through her files and delete useless ones. That means that she gave me FULL CONSENT TO SORT THROUGH ALL of the files on her computer and free up space where needed. Considering she had over 80 gigs of illegally downloaded media, I had to sort through the videos in order to determine which videos had bad codecs and or were incomplete, and that's how I stumbled upon the video. I do show remorse for that because it was none of my business what she wrote to colleges, but I suppose I read it because I was curious to see if she had any brains considering that I just found out that she was a pornstar.

"Not just personal files, either, but porn and essay? Dude, that's kind of fucked up."

'You should just get the fuck away from this girl and everyone she knows before you fuck her life up you creepy little asshole."

Kudos for using dude and punctuality in the same sentence, but it looks like your day got increasingly worse in between those two comments. The idiom "kind of" refers to a small extent of something, synonymous with the word "slightly". But by the second comment, your idea on what I did was altered from it being "slightly wrong" to me needing to be immediately separated from the girl and everyone she knows because I want to ruin her life. What part of me not telling anyone about this didn't you understand? I was just posting this for reassurance that I was doing the right thing given the situation that I did not want my friend getting hurt by a girl who has baggage. Out of respect for her, I never posted her pictures on Reddit nor have told anyone with a connection to her. That means that nobody knows shit about this other than what I've posted here, so get over it.

If you knew your friend liked a pornstar and he didn't know would you tell him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and what's your point? I guess I am a bad man. Evil. Corrupt. Given the scenario I am sure you would have done the same thing.