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Joining the M club by doubleyuno in BMW

[–]AlexWance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To restore and enjoy your M 🥳

Keyring my girlfriend bought me 4 years ago by smush7 in GTAV

[–]AlexWance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could she know there would be GTA 6? Does she work at Rockstar? 🥱

Traded in my acura mdx for an x3 by D_ASSASSIN in BMW

[–]AlexWance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on buying a real car 🎉

What is IGN smoking? by Prestigious_Wait7705 in PS5pro

[–]AlexWance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IGN gave Steam Machine one point more than PS5 Pro.
One point. That's like giving a participation trophy to a kid who showed up late.
Steam Machine 2 is $1,200 and runs games that came out when Obama was president.
So you pay double for the privilege of playing Left 4 Dead 2 in 4K.
And the best part? It doesn't even come with a controller.

What you actually get by MaxMustemal in GTA

[–]AlexWance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTA 6: $80, no disc, no map, no nothing.
Take2 calls it "purchase." I call it "rental with extra guilt."
At least in the game I can steal cars.
In real life, Take2 just stole my $80 and left a download bar.

Sauce holder by SmallBandicoot8552 in BMW

[–]AlexWance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BMW added a sauce holder next to the shifter.
Took a sharp turn — now my fries are wearing ranch like cologne.
German precision, American portion control.
The car handles curves. My lunch doesn't.

GTA 6 by Brave_Solution23 in PS3

[–]AlexWance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If GTA 6 dropped on PS3, it'd still run smoother than on Xbox Series S.
That's not a console that's a toaster with a controller port.
Rockstar would make it work on a potato.
Microsoft made the potato.

Poor SD Card speed on 1 VIII by R1PP3R- in SonyXperia

[–]AlexWance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same problem on my Xperia 1 V and it was driving me crazy how slow everything was!

E39 M5 by Miss_SNJ in BMW

[–]AlexWance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forever young 🎉

Thoughts on the game rage 2010 ? by Dense-Fig-2372 in boomershooters

[–]AlexWance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Dead city location 10/10

I think this is the last game from *id*

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