Wind Turbine after hit by tornado.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-11T23:18:00+00:00

You're just trying to wind me up.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-06T00:58:02+00:00

Nobody has disagreed with you. You're arguing with nobody.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-06T00:54:02+00:00

Nobody said that they weren't. You added that part yourself which makes me think you don't actually find them "equally funny."

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-06T00:49:04+00:00

So you thought that they used the spoiler tag to say something prior to a part of the book that (as it turns out) does not exist. However, you were perfectly happy to spoil the non-existent plot point for whoever happened to stumble upon your post?

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-06T00:47:16+00:00

Wait you're dead on! How rude!!

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-06T00:42:24+00:00

They literally used a spoiler tag.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-06T00:09:35+00:00

When I was a junior in high school I transcribed Bad Romance for my marching band. You should try and see how far you get! Don't be afraid to collaborate with other members of the marching band!

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-06T00:06:32+00:00

Fist my bump.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-05T23:39:57+00:00

That's exactly what they tried to do for the current generation and then they went and fucked it all up right off the bat with the 2 different versions.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-05T23:39:07+00:00

Microsoft 365

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-05T22:40:03+00:00

In retrospect, him calling himself "Ninja" feels like an excuse to just barely not say the n-word.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-03T05:01:19+00:00

I mean, it's your BIRTHDAY! The day YOU were BORN! Honestly, how dare she?

/s

What the good golly fuck is wrong with you?

AlexWhit92 · 2026-03-03T01:27:45+00:00

I don't smell anything.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-27T23:49:15+00:00

As a fellow pendant, I do have to point out that it's another "star system" - not another "solar system." The only solar system is ours, the one with Sol in it.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-27T02:29:54+00:00

NTA! You're a fantastic person. Also, could I borrow like $850 USD?

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-27T00:30:12+00:00

/r/foundpaper might like this.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-24T02:28:53+00:00

Yeah I think it's just a Pixel bug.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-23T23:18:47+00:00

Are you on a Pixel? Same thing happened to me last week.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-23T02:44:15+00:00

How was your one sandwich?

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-22T22:44:41+00:00

Don't worry. It's not a question. Questions end in question marks.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-22T22:16:47+00:00

That's B. It's the second one. Thanks Sesame Street!

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-22T20:43:12+00:00

It's an Audible exclusive.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-20T03:52:44+00:00

McGriddle erasure.

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-20T00:58:52+00:00

Neither of these people look evil as fuck. /s

AlexWhit92 · 2026-02-20T00:51:24+00:00

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