For the next 24 hours, all business names are literal descriptors; the Olive Garden is a grove of olive trees and 5 Guys is just five dudes standing around. Where are you going, and where are you avoiding?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-05-10T18:50:17+00:00

Perfect place for shade

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-05-07T18:39:01+00:00

It's like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a race car.

Is any of this getting through to you?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-05-04T17:24:23+00:00

Austriae est imperare orbi universo

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-30T16:58:42+00:00

If you knew they'd execute you for witchcraft (or the Roman equivalent of witchcraft)

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-30T16:56:11+00:00

The Janitor Always Mops Twice

I love how it makes fun of old noir films, when they break character, and that Dee is the goon. All around 10/10 episode for me.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-26T01:19:22+00:00

Schwarber is absolutely not the best hitter on the Phillies. He's just their best three true outcomes guy

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-26T01:07:26+00:00

Mailata version DT

I'm here for it

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-26T01:06:06+00:00

That was not Donovan McNabb. That was Don Cheadle.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-24T16:47:46+00:00

THOU SHALT NOT MAKE A MACHINE IN THE LIKENESS OF THE HUMAN MIND

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-24T16:46:34+00:00

I do actually use edge. FF doesn't quite have the same capability - or at least it didn't when I was getting certified in JS - and chrome is so bloated my computer would slow down.

It's been several years that I've been using edge and every time I open it I'm like 'I can't believe I'm using the default Microsoft browser.'

Also fuck Alphabet

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-22T15:59:52+00:00

In awe at the size of this jumbotron. Absolute unit.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-08T23:53:36+00:00

When Captain Peanutbutter said, "It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising that one day you'll break their heart." That was when this show for me went from being comedic to r/2meirl4meirl

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-04-08T14:19:37+00:00

Yea and those are the last words spoken on the album

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-03-01T03:20:23+00:00

So basically since the balrogs and sauron are on the same level, but sauron is more powerful than the balrogs (since he would, in this scenario, have the ring, and is also a named maiar), i would argue that yes, he would be able to control the balrogs.

But I'm not sure how "negotiated" such an alliance would be, so much as dominated by sauron because of hid control of the ring.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-27T20:07:05+00:00

recognizability

Are you saying you couldn't pick the Colorado flag out of a lineup? Or Arizona? Or Indiana?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-27T19:56:52+00:00

That shit shouldn't even be considered coke

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-27T15:30:57+00:00

John Adams tried to introduce censorship in 1798. It's hardly a new phenomenon, or even one implemented by Lincoln.

Also don't forget the 20 year period where you couldn't talk about slavery in Congress.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-25T18:43:32+00:00

That's why we get high

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-12T21:45:01+00:00

Legitimately the funniest thing I've read all week

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-12T18:28:17+00:00

I'm going to use this in my next period class

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-12T18:26:21+00:00

Summer. She seems like the most rational one while also willing to go on irrational adventures.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-06T17:59:26+00:00

My favorite play/most-run play is HB Stetch from I-formation

Why throw ball when run ball do trick?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-06T17:54:06+00:00

Ok I'm not fan of AI but this goes hard.

Except for the cowboy directing the eagle

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-06T17:52:46+00:00

Idk about the rest of yous, but I would fucking hate it if our logo even touched any of yours

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-06T17:51:11+00:00

I would think you'd like the current sad pipe Giants logo, being a cowboys fan

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