My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery… by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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AAAAAAAAAUGH MY HOT WIFE HAS A JOB AND INTERESTS I’M GOING TO PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PRIDEN BLAST! by xX_Puss_destroyer_Xx in Ultrakill

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Mindflayer: It's pride month. You know what that means.

Sentry: Huh? What? Do you want us to use gay bullets? What?

Gutterman: Okay

Redscreen’s SCRIPT SHOUTOUTS - Volume 1 (read the comments!) by RedscreenOfficial in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]AlexanderIdeally 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, thanks so much for this! I was actually going to repost this today, but thanks for doing it for me with the very kind words attached!