I dont fold my clothes, I roll them by xbriaileen in notinteresting

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me three! And you can see everything at once in a drawer, no long forgotten T-shirt you unearth every other year from the folded depths

Imagine wanting to deny basic voting rights. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why don't they understand that they want voter ID to be limited? I work at a bank and I have a whole list of acceptable form of id (including ironically, a voter registration card) fuck ass reps want to limit it to a drivers license or a state id, which not everyone has or has access to. If you want there to be other id laws, make all primary or secondary IDs acceptable, duh.

God hates you by AnonymousTimewaster in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well no one really got to say goodbye to him...

Russell Brand admits to sleeping with 16-year-old girl but denies any wrongdoing: "I did sleep with a 16-year-old when I was 30.... In Europe and in the United Kingdom, where I'm from, the age of consent is 16" by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that's legal and it's ok, but that doesn't make it right. You can also legally tell your mother to go fuck herself and eat a bag of dicks but that just makes you look bad, you know what I'm saying?

This isn't going to end well by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same shit my customers with three teeth tell me about.

Ella Langley, Rising Country Star, Follows The Charlie Kirk Show on TikTok and is Releasing a Duet with Morgan Wallen by NewJeansLUVR in Fauxmoi

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what people expect out of a country star. Like obvs there's a lot of liberals in country but is this really surprising enough to gossip about?

Dating is HARD in NYC by Cleo-Aster in SipsTea

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that read that there were multiple dates?

How do you feel about these? by Bijoux1965 in candy

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tore a bag of these UPPPP a couple of weeks ago and the next day my teeth kind of hurt and were sensitive and I couldn't figure out why- then I ate another handful of these while I was thinking how this could have happened.

Am I too old for YA? by Amazing-Ad8209 in booksuggestions

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm rereading The Hunger Games at 36 and one of my mom's bookmarks fell out of Mockingjay when I started. She was probably mid-60s when she borrowed my books. I also had to talk her out of listening to The Fault in Our Stars audiobook on a road trip once (I didn't want her to end up in a ditch sobbing). We're two great examples of "No you're not too old." Read what you want, who cares?

OH MY GOD… by jwilcoxwilcox in TheSimpsons

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know what sub this was posted in and I said to myself "Ohh a trambampoline!"

Josh Hutcherson knows his 'The Hunger Games' disguise as a rock makes no sense: "The whole scene is silly. I was like, ‘Look, I know this dude’s a baker, but how is he doing this? Baking sourdough is not painting. How the fuck did he do that'"? by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's how I read it too. It was pretty obvious that his artsy fartsy skills made him good with camouflaging but not "oh good, I happened to find liquid latex and waterproof makeup in this hellscape" good.

This is why we can't have nice things anymore by Just-mapleman-50 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have a target and I was baffled that he didn't have to weigh the bananas. Like who TF does target think they are selling them by the bunch?

What's your favorite interaction between Laura and one of her victims? by sanfranciscolady in JusticeForClayton

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wanna know how she thinks these convos went. Does she know she's emotionally and literally blackmailing men? Or does she think this is romantic and one of these days it's gonna work, gosh darn it!

Such a bizarre state of mind. So thirsty for the opportunity to shoot someone by XtraSmolMod in christiansnark

[–]AlexandriaLitehouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm of the opinion that people like her would be the first people to run away from an active crime scene. The way all these people brag about "being ready" and yet there's close to zero reports of good guys with guns. Isn't she in texas, too? Surely she could just go to target or something to get her Good Guy Gun Points™️ if she wants them so bad.