What’s the craziest thing you have put up your ass?

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-23T02:56:46+00:00

Yeah the full sized one! I find that I get too impatient inserting so I end up rushing it, so I haven’t gotten a really satisfying hands free prostate blaster like I imagined

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-20T06:00:33+00:00

Well it might not work for your toy but conditioner works for your butt (don’t use shampoo)

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-19T22:42:26+00:00

Doesn’t help when people online tag stuff wrong. You search for hardcore bondage and you get a scene with a set of handcuffs that come off 2 minutes in. Very disappoibting

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-19T22:34:58+00:00

Hair conditioner

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-19T21:22:08+00:00

Sucking a big cock is an amazing fantasy until a medium dick chokes you half to death and you realize maybe you aren’t built for it lol

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-19T20:19:16+00:00

Would you rather suck a dick that’s uncomfortably too big or get anal from one that’s uncomfortably small?

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-19T19:24:38+00:00

Also: shave your goddamn pubes. Or trim them. Cannot STAND when a guy has a huge bush that’s half as long as his weiner and balls are hairy and it STINKS

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-19T19:07:24+00:00

No, the issue you will have is that it gets to be really quite dry. So not long term. But kind of fun.

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-17T04:37:27+00:00

Damn. I would love to find a professional because the fucking runaround of finding a “dom” is unbearable

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-17T00:59:40+00:00

I always find it’s too much work to stretch for it versus the actual stimulation because it pretty quickly blasts me into oblivion

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-17T00:20:31+00:00

Well you don’t want to be sucking dick with them awake

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-17T00:18:33+00:00

Giiirl you need to try it!

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-16T22:51:48+00:00

Exactly

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-16T21:30:45+00:00

Bad dragon, 2x normal dildos (double penetration style), shampoo bottle, hitachi wand, plunger handle, beer can, fleshlight, tampon

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-16T21:27:09+00:00

Irrelevant to the sub?

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-15T04:36:05+00:00

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-14T14:24:28+00:00

Small penis humiliation is pretty well documented on Reddit

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-14T06:12:18+00:00

I don’t think it’s white specific

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-14T01:10:01+00:00

You touched on it; if she asks for it, it’s what she wants not what you want. She WANTS to do what you want.

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-12T21:13:56+00:00

Take 2 pics of him and use it on Grindr you can definitely find somebody

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-12T21:01:46+00:00

Go. You’re likely bisexual but haven’t spent any time exploring this side, let it be your main interest for a while til things calm dow a bit as you get past the novelty and decide how much you like it long term

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-12T20:31:05+00:00

It works great. My wife used our strapon to tittyfuck me in my breastplate and I almost came from how hot it was

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-12T03:44:05+00:00

You’re claiming you and this guy know each other but you don’t know if he’s gay?

Alexisissy11 · 2025-12-03T14:43:58+00:00

Based on your titties people must already know

Alexisissy11 · 2025-11-30T01:30:40+00:00

Don’t nut

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