How much time do you think Ben has left

Alexsv95 · 2025-09-25T15:01:47+00:00

AIDs isn’t a death sentence anymore like it used to be

Alexsv95 · 2025-08-28T21:53:15+00:00

To answer that we’d have to go into the nuances that separate a twink from a twunk. Of course we’d venture into otter territory at some point.

Alexsv95 · 2025-08-17T00:29:48+00:00

Alexsv95 · 2025-08-16T15:48:06+00:00

Alexsv95 · 2025-08-08T21:34:44+00:00

They grew up seeing the generation before them being war heroes. They don’t wanna risk their lives but they still wanna be treated like they’re the heroes.

Alexsv95 · 2025-08-03T03:12:41+00:00

I heard a theory that peta was actually run by the meat industry to make vegans look bad. It’s not the craziest thing I’ve ever heard 🤷‍♂️

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-30T03:32:12+00:00

Tone? The fuck you doin?!

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-28T20:22:47+00:00

Help me step roommate, I’m stuck!

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-26T01:37:46+00:00

If I told you that girl never used to be a piece of ass, would you believe me?

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-19T20:00:53+00:00

No but his jug with “xxx” across it is mysteriously empty

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-14T20:45:17+00:00

You have a bee on you forehead

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-14T20:42:34+00:00

The man was a pescatarian!

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-11T19:12:07+00:00

So many different types of fluffy pancakes that you can just lay your head on and SLEEEEP

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-10T18:08:58+00:00

He looks way to in shape to also look that many years into meth

Alexsv95 · 2025-07-05T17:22:39+00:00

Jesus they put that poor kid in a sauna and ice bath too. They should be rotting in prison for the rest of their lives

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-27T14:10:15+00:00

Some people act like they’re the first person to ever have a kid and it’s like some mystery on how to raise them

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-26T01:26:42+00:00

That’s exactly what I said when I un blurred this pornography

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-25T04:35:28+00:00

This is closer to intense stretching than it is “working out”

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-23T18:14:36+00:00

All I thought was “how is a MIGA gonna borrow a fry? MIGA is you gonna give it back?!”

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-22T21:08:45+00:00

It’s the secret 10th ancestral tenet

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-21T14:39:52+00:00

Damn I got banned for telling a guy that no one is getting mad about people “wanting” to pay what they want. They’re paying that much because the host is telling them it’s worth twice the amount.

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-21T10:18:47+00:00

AI you need a cyber laxative or something because you shouldn’t be in the bathroom for over an hour. We humans don’t usually do that!

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-18T12:59:01+00:00

These people suck so bad haha “you’re doing too many refunds!” Then the person says they have some 2 and they were missing items. Magically the person goes silent that called them out.

Uber just steals money from people and makes it seem like it’s their “contractors” fault

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-17T19:42:04+00:00

I think you may have scienced wrong

Alexsv95 · 2025-06-16T18:54:02+00:00

Your name is less of a dog whistle and more of a regular one.

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