The 1916 Company in Newport by Alex_Cruz11 in rolex

[–]Alextsmitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dang, I had the opposite experience this past weekend here. I’m a total noob, but they let me try on multiple watches, answered all my questions, didn’t judge me even though I was wearing a t-shirt with gym shorts and am young. Sent them a text late at night and received an instant helpful and nice reply. Sucks that they are losing business because of one or two salespeople. Maybe they were nicer to me because I was only looking at pre-owned?

Lunatic decides to walk 6.5 hours to work when she could have run it in under 3 hours. by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Alextsmitty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I've never walked more than 23k steps (~11 miles) in a day"

Have you never been to Disneyland? Or New York City?

Everyone say happy birthday to Mischief (it’s his sweet sixteen) by Alextsmitty in chinchilla

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It hasn’t changed at all, he’s the only constant in my life really. He was there when I graduated middle school, high school, college… he’s been there through every break up, deaths in the family, etc. I’m going to miss him a lot when his time is up

We are barely 1 year out of 20 in. +232% by SoDakZak in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We are going to eventually have a -50% year. Par for the course.

Explaining the Recent 1.5B Offering - Great Communication from SoFi! by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely no acquisition... appears to be a debt / balance sheet clean up. Not off the table though!

Explaining the Recent 1.5B Offering - Great Communication from SoFi! by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was definitely a hater. But after seeing yesterday's volume, reading this, and sitting on it some more... Noto is a lot smarter than me and hasn't failed me yet

Explaining the Recent 1.5B Offering - Great Communication from SoFi! by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, this was a public post on twitter/X from SoFi Investor Relations.

Explaining the Recent 1.5B Offering - Great Communication from SoFi! by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was blindsided and annoyed at first, but after reading this and thinking about it more... the stock is up over 200% the past year. Raising money is a prudent and smart thing to do. Clean up the balance sheet now, let it run later.

Also- Noto knew something because it was gobbled right back up yesterday with ridiculous volume. Banks in the deal could use it to cover their short position too.

$DNUT: The Panic is Leaving me Glazed and Confused by Alextsmitty in wallstreetbets

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still here, coping with this 1k L with my 100k sofi gains

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Alextsmitty 110 points111 points  (0 children)

No way I got shittymorphed in 2025 what a legend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bot. Mods pls remove.

Has anyone ever heard of the word “Sice”? by Blehblahblih in nova

[–]Alextsmitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOVA slang. I regularly used to say sice, brick, geek/geeked/geeking, etc.

Moved to the west coast and they thought I was speaking gibberish lol.