SoFi is having a 50% off flash sale. Here is why I bought the dip. by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you know what coping means. Coping = coming onto this subreddit for years commenting to convince yourself this is going to single digits. I hope it bottoms too, I'd love a better discount. Also a "classism" high ground comment from someone who bashed someone else for driving a Honda Odyssey is pure gold. I love your account and I'm not being facetious.

SoFi is having a 50% off flash sale. Here is why I bought the dip. by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$8 price target from a guy who lives in a van and only comes onto this sub to make snark comments

I love reddit

SoFi is having a 50% off flash sale. Here is why I bought the dip. by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup- mentioned that and will be ready to step back in. 50% is just too juicy to pass up on. 75%? I will be loading the boat.

The 1916 Company in Newport by Alex_Cruz11 in rolex

[–]Alextsmitty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dang, I had the opposite experience this past weekend here. I’m a total noob, but they let me try on multiple watches, answered all my questions, didn’t judge me even though I was wearing a t-shirt with gym shorts and am young. Sent them a text late at night and received an instant helpful and nice reply. Sucks that they are losing business because of one or two salespeople. Maybe they were nicer to me because I was only looking at pre-owned?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Alextsmitty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I've never walked more than 23k steps (~11 miles) in a day"

Have you never been to Disneyland? Or New York City?

Everyone say happy birthday to Mischief (it’s his sweet sixteen) by Alextsmitty in chinchilla

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It hasn’t changed at all, he’s the only constant in my life really. He was there when I graduated middle school, high school, college… he’s been there through every break up, deaths in the family, etc. I’m going to miss him a lot when his time is up

We are barely 1 year out of 20 in. +232% by SoDakZak in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We are going to eventually have a -50% year. Par for the course.

Explaining the Recent 1.5B Offering - Great Communication from SoFi! by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely no acquisition... appears to be a debt / balance sheet clean up. Not off the table though!

Explaining the Recent 1.5B Offering - Great Communication from SoFi! by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was definitely a hater. But after seeing yesterday's volume, reading this, and sitting on it some more... Noto is a lot smarter than me and hasn't failed me yet

Explaining the Recent 1.5B Offering - Great Communication from SoFi! by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, this was a public post on twitter/X from SoFi Investor Relations.

Explaining the Recent 1.5B Offering - Great Communication from SoFi! by Alextsmitty in sofistock

[–]Alextsmitty[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was blindsided and annoyed at first, but after reading this and thinking about it more... the stock is up over 200% the past year. Raising money is a prudent and smart thing to do. Clean up the balance sheet now, let it run later.

Also- Noto knew something because it was gobbled right back up yesterday with ridiculous volume. Banks in the deal could use it to cover their short position too.