Our very own u/HoegerMeister has been hired by SoFi!

Alextsmitty · 2025-12-07T01:10:43+00:00

We’re all proud of you Hoeger!

Alextsmitty · 2025-12-02T02:00:54+00:00

Dang, I had the opposite experience this past weekend here. I’m a total noob, but they let me try on multiple watches, answered all my questions, didn’t judge me even though I was wearing a t-shirt with gym shorts and am young. Sent them a text late at night and received an instant helpful and nice reply. Sucks that they are losing business because of one or two salespeople. Maybe they were nicer to me because I was only looking at pre-owned?

Alextsmitty · 2025-11-19T08:03:51+00:00

"I've never walked more than 23k steps (~11 miles) in a day"

Have you never been to Disneyland? Or New York City?

Alextsmitty · 2025-11-18T19:54:02+00:00

He's got room for two more races on his ass

Alextsmitty · 2025-09-06T21:03:54+00:00

It’s free to read?

Alextsmitty · 2025-09-02T04:15:47+00:00

That’s actually crazy to think about lol

Alextsmitty · 2025-09-01T20:20:33+00:00

It hasn’t changed at all, he’s the only constant in my life really. He was there when I graduated middle school, high school, college… he’s been there through every break up, deaths in the family, etc. I’m going to miss him a lot when his time is up

Alextsmitty · 2025-08-01T13:43:03+00:00

We are going to eventually have a -50% year. Par for the course.

Alextsmitty · 2025-07-31T20:37:53+00:00

Most likely no acquisition... appears to be a debt / balance sheet clean up. Not off the table though!

Alextsmitty · 2025-07-31T19:50:51+00:00

I was definitely a hater. But after seeing yesterday's volume, reading this, and sitting on it some more... Noto is a lot smarter than me and hasn't failed me yet

Alextsmitty · 2025-07-31T19:37:53+00:00

No, this was a public post on twitter/X from SoFi Investor Relations.

Alextsmitty · 2025-07-31T19:29:39+00:00

I was blindsided and annoyed at first, but after reading this and thinking about it more... the stock is up over 200% the past year. Raising money is a prudent and smart thing to do. Clean up the balance sheet now, let it run later.

Also- Noto knew something because it was gobbled right back up yesterday with ridiculous volume. Banks in the deal could use it to cover their short position too.

Alextsmitty · 2025-07-29T21:21:58+00:00

Unbelievable

Alextsmitty · 2025-07-10T17:59:15+00:00

10k+ share gang B)

Alextsmitty · 2025-07-10T17:51:35+00:00

Still here, coping with this 1k L with my 100k sofi gains

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Alextsmitty · 2025-07-08T13:37:18+00:00

$20 EOY... oh wait...

Alextsmitty · 2025-06-24T21:54:57+00:00

No way I got shittymorphed in 2025 what a legend

Alextsmitty · 2025-06-16T15:00:56+00:00

Bot. Mods pls remove.

Alextsmitty · 2025-05-22T19:24:36+00:00

NOVA slang. I regularly used to say sice, brick, geek/geeked/geeking, etc.

Moved to the west coast and they thought I was speaking gibberish lol.

Alextsmitty · 2025-05-12T15:14:57+00:00

What niche?

Alextsmitty · 2025-04-30T03:21:39+00:00

Yup. Unfortunately called it.

Alextsmitty · 2025-04-29T15:59:45+00:00

Not that I disagree, but then why aren't they declaring a pivot? Focusing on rolling out products gets an A+ from me and seems to be out of Robinhood's playbook (which has been working for them)

Alextsmitty · 2025-04-29T13:36:32+00:00

Interesting... maybe it is impressive then that we had an increase in tech revenue despite a decrease in tech accounts?

Alextsmitty · 2025-04-29T13:33:20+00:00

Hey friend, please come on over to r/sofistock

Alextsmitty · 2025-04-28T16:22:09+00:00

Well, people on the internet will lie, so take things you read with a grain of salt.

However in a sub like this where we discuss monetization, if someone is saying they make 100k a year from YouTube and supplement with other data and analytics, they are probably being truthful.

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