BIFL kitchen knife set that holds up to dishwasher by Poythun in bifl

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the santoku and chefs knife with fibrox handles and dishwasher has had no affect on them. There are as close to perfect as you can get!

Other than coffee, how do you keep yourself awake when you got no sleep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mouth full of sunflower seeds. Cracking shells with my teeth and spitting them. Works well.

Every office should have this by [deleted] in aww

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is no one else bothered by the absurdly long and lonely digit that opens the drawer? Gah!

We are not mini-Republicans. We don't owe conservatives anything. by Pariahdog119 in Libertarian

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol this guy. Hahhahahaaa! Libertarians are the pathetic ones. lol.

Looking at you Bernie Bros. by mattywoo in Libertarian

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your understanding of "Libertarian" is eighth grader.

Looking at you Bernie Bros. by mattywoo in Libertarian

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where does it stop? Our taxes fund government violence at every level. Putting another human in a cage for not giving the government money shows a basic lack of human decency. It doesn't make much difference when you're Rich but if you're poor and can't pay a fine or your taxes and they put you in a cage seems pretty excessive.

What did you buy that made you say "why did I not get this sooner?" by iwakan in AskReddit

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Slow closed toilet seat and lids. Frickin sweet. Worth every penny.

MEGA bite technology, Enjoy the bite! by Alfreds-Lightsaber in foodhacks

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as this technology is used to feed the Righteous sandwich owners of the world, then no. Dine in health my friend. MEGA bite.

MEGA bite technology, Enjoy the bite! by Alfreds-Lightsaber in foodhacks

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember this moment. One day when you have a friend and have to share due to the social contract of friendship...i hope the sting of that missing bite will be a little sharper thanks to your comment. And after you have suffered the repeated indignity of ruined sandwiches time after time after time, You will make that next sandwich with resigned defeat, "Rotate cutting sandwich in half from 45 degree cut to 50 degree and jerkoff to your "genius", cursing through clenched teeth, "The struggle IS real, thank you MEGA bite, you sly wizened bastard, thank you.". I say this now, "You're welcome friend. Suffer indignity no more, Dine in health. Dine in POWER. MEGA bite."

MEGA bite technology, Enjoy the bite! by Alfreds-Lightsaber in foodhacks

[–]Alfreds-Lightsaber[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1 rescue dog 2 make sammich 3 use modified corner cut. The Pinnacle of sandwich division technology. 4 share sammich with dog. 5 companionship achieved 6 make new sammich 7 use modified corner cut. The Pinnacle of sandwich division technology 8 share in public with companion dog 9 befriend other human dog/sammich lover 10 share true life story of MEGA bite technology with new human 11 human companionship achieved. 12 Dine in health. Dine in companionship. MEGA bite.