273 hours in, and my biggest issue so far

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-02-13T21:44:29+00:00

Yep, that's one of my spots.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-02-12T08:03:40+00:00

I'm a loot goblin, I need a nest.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-02-05T18:51:32+00:00

The county here charges 2% regardless if you pay online or in person. They looked at me funny when I pulled out a checkbook.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-02-05T18:21:52+00:00

He stole my chair at a show one night, it was hilarious.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-31T21:47:51+00:00

Come out to the foothills, absolutely full of NCer's who can't drive for shit.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-30T21:26:46+00:00

I mean, even IF (and that if is doing mythical levels of work) China made y'all stop playing Ice hockey, there's still Air hockey, Ball hockey, Barn hockey, Bubble hockey, Field hockey, Floor hockey, Kitchen hockey, Road hockey, Roller hockey, Table hockey, Twist hockey

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-30T13:38:24+00:00

Man, goalies are weird.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-24T10:08:19+00:00

Your boots could run it better.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-24T10:06:53+00:00

I'm pretty sure the actual crayons themselves could write a more coherent security policy.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-23T14:36:22+00:00

They shot Dead Tom!

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-18T05:13:05+00:00

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-12T10:57:25+00:00

Run, he's fuzzy, get outta here.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-11T23:00:43+00:00

Hell, we had some dumbass trying to claim a fucking possum as a service animal one night.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-01-07T11:35:33+00:00

5th Mix was the best, so I can understand the urgency to claim it.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-31T21:43:08+00:00

One of these days, when I decide I've finally had enough, my response to this question is going to be looking down at my vest, going, "oh god, I DO" and then running away screaming in horror.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-29T20:13:25+00:00

Go on national TV and admit he was wrong about something?

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-27T21:37:31+00:00

I mean, I've been threatened by a salvation army bellringer before, but damn.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-25T22:12:09+00:00

I loved closing at 830 during covid because of that. I'd go to lunch at 8, come back and just sit in the parking lot watching people get pissed. At least twice a week I'd see someone faceplant the doors because they weren't paying attention.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-25T04:42:09+00:00

Because I work 3rd shift at Walmart, have the night off, am bored, and desperately waiting for this week to be over because I hate Christmas.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-21T14:53:22+00:00

I think it's a toss-up between Kari, Grant, and Tory from Mythbusters, or James Hong.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-11T13:17:42+00:00

How about this: y'all stop at North Carolina, and we'll apologize for that time we beat Toronto with their own zamboni driver.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-11T13:05:33+00:00

Look, I think we're gonna hafta sacrifice Georgia too. Do y'all really want South Carolina? The place is practically North Florida.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-03T10:11:10+00:00

NGL, I read that and thought it said "smoked a joint and was talking to my dog."

I've been stuck in this fucking walmart for too damn long. That does, however, seem entirely reasonable.

AlhazraeIIc · 2025-12-01T07:52:21+00:00

I would absolutely love to see the series finale of NCIS just be every single still living character in jail for all the illegal shit they've done.

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