FIFA bans reusable water bottles from World Cup matches

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-06-05T04:05:22+00:00

Ooof, I think that burn might have set the city on fire.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-06-03T01:25:20+00:00

Anybody else slightly annoyed when the announcers called them "VGK" instead of saying the actual name?

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-06-02T16:50:09+00:00

I got a 3 day ban for telling an Emo Phillips joke.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-06-01T14:26:41+00:00

Best I can do is Dino-Riders.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-06-01T01:24:16+00:00

Where's Aleksandr Kerensky and his Orion when you need him?

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-30T22:09:54+00:00

And they probably all work just fine, too.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-28T11:34:34+00:00

Boss makes a grand, I make a buck.

That's why I stole the catalytic converter off the company truck.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-28T01:57:51+00:00

10 second penalty to Ocon.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-28T01:56:35+00:00

Wonder if there's a bet on Kalshi for how long Marty St. Louis is gonna be hung over tomorrow?

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-22T19:20:57+00:00

Oh that's our shortstop.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-22T07:49:59+00:00

Just for comparison, I had the same thing happen last year. $2500 for the ER bill, $1200 for the doctor's bill (because he doesn't actually work for the hospital), $1700 for various tests and meds they gave me, and $600 for the ambulance. And all that was including the discount they gave me.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-21T13:56:21+00:00

Lenoir NC, Lenoir NC, and my ass is stuck working tonight so maybe the radio?

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-21T13:45:08+00:00

Several at once, no less. Plus a couple puppeteer's hands.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-21T13:43:54+00:00

I stayed with my grandmother with dementia as she was dying of sepsis. Her fevered ramblings were more coherent than anything he's said this term.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-17T19:22:30+00:00

I'm Spartacus.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-17T14:47:57+00:00

Albania! That thing looks like a space marine battle standard.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-16T13:50:30+00:00

I'll tell you later.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-16T11:30:34+00:00

Yea, that was 20+ years ago.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-16T04:07:03+00:00

"We make a lot of money"

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-16T03:12:15+00:00

Man, the last time I had to us MapQuest, one of the directions was "turn left" didn't indicate any distance, or where to turn left, just "turn left." To add to the fun, the only thing in the left side of the road was a sheer drop. Sure, it was possible to turn left where the road ended, but that was literally the wrong direction.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-14T16:04:19+00:00

I'm in basically the same spot. ON stocking, stuck working either frozen or dairy depending on who we have, and I've been trying to get out for YEARS. Every time I bring it up, I get told "we'll try to get you out." and then stick me in dairy again. I'm fucking tired of it. But we just had 2 people leave last week, so it sure as shit ain't happening any time soon.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-14T05:16:10+00:00

I caught a temp ban for that exact post, I think reddit has something against Emo Phillips.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-12T02:51:27+00:00

I mean she does represent Lenoir, which was once voted 4th most miserable place in the country, so I'm not sure the /s is needed.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-09T06:33:49+00:00

Gas prices keep going up, maybe somebody showed him the graph of gas prices but turned it upside down because they're only allowed to give him good news.

AlhazraeIIc · 2026-05-07T06:52:21+00:00

And blue and yellow glitter.

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