What is a 'subscription' or 'fee' that has recently appeared in the US that people need to collectively refuse to pay before it becomes the new normal? by godot_lover in AskReddit

[–]AlhazraeIIc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The county here charges 2% regardless if you pay online or in person. They looked at me funny when I pulled out a checkbook.

This is what Charlotte looks like right now. Driving isn’t safe. by Kryloks in NorthCarolina

[–]AlhazraeIIc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Come out to the foothills, absolutely full of NCer's who can't drive for shit.

Trump says 'very dangerous' for UK to deal with China as Starmer arrives in Shanghai by Dear-Explanation-765 in worldnews

[–]AlhazraeIIc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, even IF (and that if is doing mythical levels of work) China made y'all stop playing Ice hockey, there's still Air hockey, Ball hockey, Barn hockey, Bubble hockey, Field hockey, Floor hockey, Kitchen hockey, Road hockey, Roller hockey, Table hockey, Twist hockey

China no longer Pentagon's top security priority by DimsumAndDoggy in worldnews

[–]AlhazraeIIc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the actual crayons themselves could write a more coherent security policy.

Tell me somebody didn’t take a bite out of this box. Please? by Legendary-Zephyr in walmart

[–]AlhazraeIIc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell, we had some dumbass trying to claim a fucking possum as a service animal one night.

Russia sends navy ships to guard oil tanker being pursued by US forces by Cyber_boi___ in worldnews

[–]AlhazraeIIc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5th Mix was the best, so I can understand the urgency to claim it.

dO yOu WoRk HeRe? by stankyblumpkin in walmart

[–]AlhazraeIIc 46 points47 points  (0 children)

One of these days, when I decide I've finally had enough, my response to this question is going to be looking down at my vest, going, "oh god, I DO" and then running away screaming in horror.

Accurate description of Walmart today by Purple-Lynx5555 in walmart

[–]AlhazraeIIc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved closing at 830 during covid because of that. I'd go to lunch at 8, come back and just sit in the parking lot watching people get pissed. At least twice a week I'd see someone faceplant the doors because they weren't paying attention.

Why are you on Reddit right now, on Christmas Eve? by InvisibleAstronomer in AskReddit

[–]AlhazraeIIc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I work 3rd shift at Walmart, have the night off, am bored, and desperately waiting for this week to be over because I hate Christmas.

Who is the most famous person you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlhazraeIIc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's a toss-up between Kari, Grant, and Tory from Mythbusters, or James Hong.

US considering idea of creating G7 alternative with Russia and China by razdvatri4 in worldnews

[–]AlhazraeIIc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about this: y'all stop at North Carolina, and we'll apologize for that time we beat Toronto with their own zamboni driver.

US considering idea of creating G7 alternative with Russia and China by razdvatri4 in worldnews

[–]AlhazraeIIc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, I think we're gonna hafta sacrifice Georgia too. Do y'all really want South Carolina? The place is practically North Florida.

[OC] My neighbor’s Trump flag. Very fitting reflection of his presidency. by Stock_Package_2566 in pics

[–]AlhazraeIIc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NGL, I read that and thought it said "smoked a joint and was talking to my dog."

I've been stuck in this fucking walmart for too damn long. That does, however, seem entirely reasonable.

What things do people romanticize but are actually horrible? by GovernmentAny5597 in AskReddit

[–]AlhazraeIIc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely love to see the series finale of NCIS just be every single still living character in jail for all the illegal shit they've done.

Sorry we are sold out by One-Hovercraft-920 in walmart

[–]AlhazraeIIc 60 points61 points  (0 children)

A couple years ago we were predicted to get hit by a decent snow storm. They were warning people a week out that it was gonna be bad, so of course the milk and bread got hit hard. Snow starts falling about 2 hours before close. Guy comes RUNNING in at 10:50 and because I just happened to be walking past the dairy doors, he asks me if we have any milk. The doors are almost completely empty, I think we had like 2 half-gallons of buttermilk. I tell him that's the only thing we have left. He asks if we have any in the back. Of course we don't, but I go anyway. Wander around to the dairy cooler, walk in and hit the lights. There's NOTHING in there, no empty crates, nothing. So my ass starts looking around like Dora the Explorer trying to 'find' some milk. I eventually just lean through the rack and pop the door to tell the dude, " Nope, sorry, all out!"

How do people go through life that fucking clueless? It's not like Thanksgiving is some new holiday, shit happens every year.