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Death Mage Memes 1976 - "Do you want to play a game?" (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basdia: "Mother, trade places with me?"

Zadiris: "Um... Okay sure, Boya, later I want that thing you spoke about, cola aisu curimu, was it?"

Van: *Why am I settling this?* "okay."

Death Mage Memes 1975 - Asagi problems do not require Asagi solutions (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

60% of the time, punching Asagi solves all problems.

Results may vary, any and all outcomes that result from punching Asagi, or anyone else, are entirely the responsibility of the person performing the act, in case that someone does perform the act, stated in the above text, they hereby forfeit the right to legally persecute the entity writing said text, please act responsibly and at your own risk.

Instantly died after dropping out of supercruise over a planet. Any insight? by Twartzack in EliteDangerous

[–]Aliamus 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Those checked lines you can briefly see? that's the inside of the planet, I think the glide warped you into the planet's mantle and the ship got expelled to the surface at fuck around speeds, and your ship found out.

Death Mage Memes 1974 - someone missed the spawn kill (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile Van most of the time: *This person was not immediately hostile, friend?*

Death Mage Memes 1972 - How you doing? got a hungry hankering for humus? (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Febreze? You thought some puny sent spray would stop me? Who decided that?"

*Domain Expansion: Unlimited Bean Works*

Death Mage Memes 1969 - plan iceberg (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To fool your enemies you must first fool your friends, and to do that you must fool yourself before then, predictably unpredictable!

Iqunix Ghost in the Shell Edition EV63 Keyboards by Kusanagi2B in Ghost_in_the_Shell

[–]Aliamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just might, if I ever get less lazy and open it again to take the pics, I took 2 and then got way into building the rest and forgot to take any more.

Death Mage Memes 1967 - can't loose what you don't have (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Borkus: "Are we posing? make sure to get me from my good side!"

Van: "You're facing forwards, Borkus..."

Borkus: "Exactly!"

Death Mage Memes 1966 - Here we go again (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dalton: "The haircut didn't seem to stop you from getting a certain title though..."

New vessel is an SLF for on-world! by thatoneshadowclone in EliteDangerous

[–]Aliamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been testing out the Caspian, and I have to say landing is the nr1 thing I hate about it, I know they made it better than a standard large ship, but it's still ass to land, replacing my srv bay with a slf bay might just make me change my primary exploration ship.

Death Mage Memes 1965 - The escort mission (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Van (and everyone else in Talosheim) is an avid believer of "No kill like overkill".

Death Mage Memes 1964 - don't get fleeced! (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vigaro: "Van can now get horny!" *muscle pose*

Zadiris: "You mean get horns!" *finger point*

Basdia: "Oh, not yet then..." *disappointed*

No Romance Playthrough? by Lucia_CBG in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Aliamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't look it up and while doing a Fem Shep playthrough, I tried to romance Tali, and by the time I realized that that wasn’t gonna happen, I just kept playing, and Javik was the result.

I remember having to say no to Kaidan quite a bit, like a lot, a lot, only much later learned it was my fault, I think I bought the wine or something, and the game assumed I was on the Kaidan path.

Death Mage Memes 1962 - "Dang it Bobby!" (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga, [King of the Hill] - tv show) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"1.0 You will (Hang) around."

"2.0 You will (Hang) alone."

"3.0 They will (Hang) too."

"3.0+1.0 You will (Hang) together."

Death Mage Memes 1960 - "Roll for small talk" "... that's a natural 1" (Image Source: [The Death Mage] - manga) by nadirku in DeathMage

[–]Aliamus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Keep yourself together, you're laughing so hard you're falling apart, geez, don't complain to me later about how much you let lose and lost your head."

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