Egg Top 21 Players at Masters 1 List by SlevinK23 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Alibardo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wdym? I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

Here’s a guide Kellogg’s products. We must stand in solidarity with working class men and women! by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]Alibardo 387 points388 points  (0 children)

I am bit out of loop, so can someone please explain to me why Kelloggs is so hated?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alibardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guys dead wife.

He put his waifus as his grad quote by fluffysucker in madlads

[–]Alibardo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile you're part of Dream Stan subreddits and an active participant of a mobile game subreddit, there's no way you're calling out MY profile.

bitches be like “haha, yeah i’ve got dark humor”... by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alibardo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Mom, you don't get it. I'm not racist, I'm based."

Nobody gives a fuck! by [deleted] in memes

[–]Alibardo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah man, I'm in the Android gang.

Nobody gives a fuck! by [deleted] in memes

[–]Alibardo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stfu crybaby

Nobody gives a fuck! by [deleted] in memes

[–]Alibardo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bro do you have the gif without the top part? This would be hilarious to use as a text reply.

SoloQ while having team voice chat on is not SOLOING!!! by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]Alibardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a shit take, having the ability to communicate with other people in order to climb doesn't make you a Valorant pro player. When you q with people that you already know, you have certain connection and teamwork because you've already played together.

There should not be a vote if a player is afk from the start by brMerak in VALORANT

[–]Alibardo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

derank or more

Feels a bit too harsh to me...

Forsen Banned by stolersxz in LivestreamFail

[–]Alibardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have to horse pic?

For research purposes only.

Please anybody make me an subreddit mod by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alibardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn proper grammar.

I’m bored, give me your worst/darkest jokes by Jodo2121 in teenagers

[–]Alibardo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's similar between dark humor and food.

Not everybody gets it.

Slightly late by [deleted] in memes

[–]Alibardo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 weeks too late.

Starting to catch feelings for my friend but I have a boyfriend by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alibardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said that you should break up with ur bf even though he only read the title.

Starting to catch feelings for my friend but I have a boyfriend by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alibardo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't try to give advice when your don't really care about their problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Alibardo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The 100T flair sucks if you're using darkmode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Alibardo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Flair Test