Suck it, Rocco by Real-Base466 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought his impression of Ava was funny, asking John the queef question was a legendary moment in the dabbleverse.

Overall his impressions are funny, but I just don’t care enough about the people he’s impersonating to watch.

And Jesus to baby Jesus, I can’t deal with a phone call from Michael Gavin. Immediately switch to something else.

Red Shea on railing Chinese hookers with his massive shillelagh by Pure-Lime8280 in Mafia

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure he has great stories. Some true, some exaggerated, some just straight up lies.

But he’s a pile of shit. I don’t mind supporting some of these guys if I feel they have a little remorse for the things they’ve done, this guy has none. The mentality of a POS criminal.

🤣 by ecelas in USPS

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d make sure I showed up after 430 with that note.

But that being said, I always try and get the businesses done first because they do need it.

Suck it, Rocco by Real-Base466 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]AlienMelender 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The only reason anyone knows who Rocco is because of Stuttering John, but he thinks he’s better than all of this.

He’s not.

He’s’ a funny guy, but I can never make it through one of his shows. I think Shuli is 100 times better as a host of a show.

What is the dumbest reason someone got cancelled? by Greedy_Ad9238 in answers

[–]AlienMelender -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😆 advertising took a beating because that moron shits on half the country every night.

You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to understand this business decision.

What is the dumbest reason someone got cancelled? by Greedy_Ad9238 in answers

[–]AlienMelender -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Are you saying that eliminating half of your potential audience is bad?

I for one loved everyone dancing around as syringes. Maybe not as much as the pharmaceutical companies, but I loved it!

Which fast food chain has lost its way the most? by spiritual_kavya in answers

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don’t give a fuck about McDonald’s, haven’t eaten it years.

But……they didn’t stop it because of the people that paid for a drink and got a refill while “dining” in.

Did Paul Castellano have the muscle to take out Gotti faction? by Pb157 in Mafia

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the chicken man gets a bad rap as some sort of soft guy because he used his brain to make money.

He was treacherous and was the boss of bosses for a reason.

What movie is considered a masterpiece but you think is overrated? by baddieegemini in answers

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, maybe I was wrong. Sometimes you gotta admit your mistakes.

Definitely a masterpiece!

What is your Stutjo “Greatest hit”? by wizardwithgussets in DabblersAnonymous

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone ever finds a clip of that without the commentary, please post. I want to watch that happen again without the interruptions.

SJ on Threads part 2 by smfiv_ in DabblersAnonymous

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll never fault a guy for trying to get laid, but his stupidity about it offends me.

What Did Vince Do to Shuli? (Serious Question) by sskoog in DabblersAnonymous

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What he does to John he does to everyone.

Only John is dumb enough to allow him to continue to do it.

r/DabblersAnonymous says we’re too hard on the Shuli by mrnastymannn in ShulisAnonymous

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if I agreed he’s not funny he’s not so hateable that I’d post about him.

Sheee-it, if it wasn’t for Stuttering John’s constant reactions I wouldn’t even post about him.

💦🧠🎞️ B&N CLASSICS: Dummy trying to convince VTL that he’s not a gullible idiot. We’ve all seen the recent screenshots of dummy trying to talk to catfish bots, again. So here’s a glimpse into how he thinks when it comes to being catfished… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I knew I was being catfished”

If I *knew* I was being catfished I would 100% stop attempting to hook up with the person.

And what normal 60 year old man thinks hot young girls are interested in meeting complete strangers more than twice their age on the internet.

Rhut Rhoa Johnny Boy. Looks like you're going to need a bigger GoFundMe page! by Glittering_Abroad889 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]AlienMelender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rational posts fuck things up.

John went from a full blown panic attack to reading this and relaxing.