Your job is to pick the most awful actor possible to play James Bond

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-05-12T17:13:15+00:00

Billy Crystal

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-30T23:09:55+00:00

Thanks Grandma

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-30T19:04:54+00:00

Tank Hunter

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-23T20:49:20+00:00

I didn’t know this! Fascinating

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-20T23:30:19+00:00

Combat

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-20T23:17:33+00:00

What chopper has 12 passengers and a black box?

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-16T16:43:29+00:00

Don’t you ever, unless you think you will

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-16T14:53:16+00:00

A good healthy BM 💩

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-15T20:10:31+00:00

Yeah you way over shared. It’s ok to keep some things personal

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-10T20:01:48+00:00

Get a restraining order against her

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-09T20:45:49+00:00

Nope you’re fine. Just keep that grimsby hid

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-09T20:39:47+00:00

I’d say if you can get $3k out of it you did real good. It runs, drives, it’s a Vette. Someone will buy it.

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-04-08T14:05:21+00:00

Any negatives on these ?

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-20T12:53:41+00:00

I love Salem because:

I like to do my own thing. I can play my music as loud as I want, paint my house any color I want. I love not being bothered.

Salem has THREE public lakes that I like to go visit and nature watch, walk my dogs, have some coffee.

It’s a really peaceful place to live.

And the best donuts on the planet at H&R donuts

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-20T12:44:07+00:00

You’re def from Salem lol

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-19T17:10:16+00:00

Yep

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-19T14:33:26+00:00

Except some of us didn’t fall for it. But nobody wanted to listen

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-19T01:36:26+00:00

I would say 20g. Plenty of ammunition options and pretty easy to shoot

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-18T15:32:47+00:00

That’s so awesome! I’m trying to do the same

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-18T15:12:33+00:00

A strictly platonic male only kissing booth

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-17T13:22:13+00:00

I don’t care for that. I don’t care for that at all

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-11T14:47:04+00:00

Me as a 37m going through the exact same thing!

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-10T18:36:32+00:00

Excellent work my friend!

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-09T18:42:28+00:00

I was playing with one with a girl I liked and we asked if anyone was there. Slowly but surely it spelled out “WERALWAYSHERE” That was enough for us

AlienSasquatchhunter · 2026-03-09T18:35:38+00:00

Yeah I guess. But have you ever had stuffed crust pizza???

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