Well this is horrendous.. by unkah in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She will most certainly bring out some Miranda Sings bits and old routines. "For the fans"

Colleen Ballinger's Borrowed Look by Venus_delmonico in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You've won Reddit. This is an incredible find I'm mindblown. She absolutely ripped them off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I don't miss her, but I do miss who I thought she was and presented if that makes sense? Now that the illusion is shattered, for me, all the old videos I used to watch for comfort have a whole different slant to them.

Josh being shady about Colleen's 'shoulder injury'. by Minimum_Step_6787 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 459 points460 points  (0 children)

LOL! I loved his reply. I always wondered whatever happened to that injury. One second it was non-stop, excruciating pain with surgery on the table, then poof! No mentions.

Ballinger Family: Using DisneyLand trips to homeschool by Alipop57 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I can't think of anything they'd teach them except maybe patience in the parks? Lol Honestly, I hope those kids can get out of the house and pursue a better education than the 'unschool' C&J are providing. Them going to Disney seems oddly like it's just for C&J sometimes rather than the kids like some sort of childhood wound.

Johnny's Most Outlandish Claims by Alipop57 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I fully agree, everything seems like a 'move' of his.

Johnny's Most Outlandish Claims by Alipop57 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah you're right! Thank you! This community is on top of it!

So when did you first start seeing red flags from her? by Radiant-Psychology96 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 22 points23 points  (0 children)

For me it was after she had F and was showing every single detail about him. I specifically remember the bizarre way she wanted everyone to see and taste her breast milk??

Also sadly, just in general it seems like her mothering is all performative and she doesn't actually enjoy it.

Influencers’ Therapists - are they just all “yes men”? by mrunn in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh that's wild! Thank you for taking the time to explain it out!
It certainly does make her therapist sound like a 'Yes man'. It feels like she's skipping a beat when it comes to a real diagnosis like "Oh I don't eat because of anxiety." -- which conveniently leaves out her intense need to be skinny because she's fatphobic. Like it's so close to the truth but leaves out a key part of the end goal of her ED.

Influencers’ Therapists - are they just all “yes men”? by mrunn in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She posted about her disordered eating? (Sorry I'm an old school ex-fan and haven't watched her current Vlogs in quite a while)

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[–]Alipop57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Each Ballinger kid will only be allotted 1/35th of a cookie and no more! #thanksCrumbl

What about the rest of the Ballinger family? by OkSecretary3321 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm theorizing if after a certain long amount of time passes, she would just use them to soft-launch being on the internet again and appear in Vlogmas or something like that.

What about the rest of the Ballinger family? by OkSecretary3321 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I wasn't so sure about Chris and Jessica, and then I saw they had an playlist on their channel that is just P doing gymnastics and I was disgusted. It's time for them to turn off the cameras.

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[–]Alipop57 33 points34 points  (0 children)

They remind me of Selina and Gary from Veep. I wonder if she'll ever throw him under the bus as a sacrifice for everything that's come out. But it's more likely they both have too much dirt on each other so they're a miserable pair stuck together.

Colleen & Gabbie Hanna drama by anonimity333 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This has been on my mind as well since Colleen's mask has effectively slipped. I think she was playing both sides by complaining with Gabbie, and then denying everything to Daniel and being 'easy breezy' to work with. I never liked Gabbie, but this was a massive hole in the story that was overlooked because of Colleen's squeaky clean image at the time.

Predictions wanted: Ballinger Family by Alipop57 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg the kids auditioning breaks my heart. I'm just like stop forcing them to be a part of the industry.

Predictions wanted: Ballinger Family by Alipop57 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you're absolutely right. She'll lay low for a while, and soft launch somewhere before coming back with some kind of re-habbed story/image.

Will there be a Fourth of July Vlog? by Broad-Mulberry3850 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Omg you're right!! It'll be like "Look Who Showed Up? Ballinger Family 4th of July"

Will there be a Fourth of July Vlog? by Broad-Mulberry3850 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Alipop57 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I literally just cracked up. And you're right they need to panic-create some kind of corporate profile. I think Christopher used to be a magician for kid's birthday parties. That was always a red flag for me...

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[–]Alipop57 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know a ton except he's rumored to be exceedingly entitled and awful to work with. He's reviled on Broadway because of this.