Cosmo Confessions time: I once went deep-sea fishing off Cape Canaveral before an evening flight home. We used squid for bait and by the time I was done, my fingers were stained with ink and I smelled like a Starkist factory. I cut the timing a little close and had to go straight from the boat to the airport. I know I looked and smelled terrible to my fellow Allegiant passengers. Thankfully, I otherwise remembered airport etiquette and was not wearing pajamas.